“I’m not a relationship person, but I don’t want us to stop doing what we doing”

Translation: I’m never committing to you, so accept being friends with benefits cus I’m tired of having these pointless “where is this going” talk.

It took time and energy to get you open enough for sex, so why start over with someone else when you’re convenient, predictable, and loyal to a title that you’ll never get?

“Stop wasting people’s time when you don’t want them!”

Silly rabbit. They’re wasting your time, not their own. Keeping a fool on a leash is more time efficient than dating someone who has actual standards when all you want is a nut.