tgcf hs AU (again) except this time xie lian is the new school nurse and hua cheng starts getting into fights bc of it.... the only problem is that he keeps winning LOL

hc: maybe if i pick a fight with the 33 people who were rude to him ill get beat up
hc, after, without a scratch: fuck

bc of this everyones too scared to hit him back so he tries a different route

hc: black water i know you think of me as a friend but i need you to hit me
hx, fist already drawn back: i think of you as a what

yes they do fight and yes he finally ends up in the infirmary! xl tries to gently scold him for picking fights so much but hc keeps flirting with him

hc: to get beat up for you is my greatest honor
xl, hopelessly charmed: san lang.....
hx: can i leave now

when they finally start dating and xl finds out the reason hc kept picking fights, he just laughs and goes “well why didn’t you just come to hang out?” and hc says something like “i like when gege takes care of me” but really hes just a chaotic gay & he didnt think of that