Thread by @LumkoJohnson, I’m about to embarrass a few of my friends with old photos, [...]

I’m about to embarrass a few of my friends with old photos, but I’ll caption them with a 1 liner that sums up our friendship

A friendship Thread...

We’re learning, we’re laughing, we’re loving this fucking life thing

He loves me. He brags about me. I’m hard on him. He’s showing up. I’m going to match that.

We’re at a tough place. You have disappointed me. I love you. We will heal.

When you see this woman at karaoke, don’t participate. When you see her giving shots to me, call an ambulance

We’ve hurt each other so much. But you always fights for this back. I love you

A showrunner made us on screen best friends unaware that art will imitate life. Close to a decade later & you’re next of kin

A showrunner made us on screen best friends unaware that art will imitate life. Close to a decade later & you’re next of kin

It’s kind of a funny story, we met at my first (campus) radio job. He’s resurfaced at my current radio job.

Neither of us ever says this, but in another world we would be each other’s husbands - please don’t bring this up, it’s gonna be awkward

I still see the bottle of caramel vodka we drank on this day that made us miss our breakfast (campus) radio show the next day. I’m so glad you still continue to choose me

You’ve hurt me. I’ve hurt you. When you have a moment let’s grab a drink

I’m so proud of the person you’ve become. You teach me to be my real me daily

Why do I still hear you scolding me for my poor clutch-control while I drive to fetch your car WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU LEFT IT?!

You have my heart. You know who and what you are to me & my family. Thank you

I joke about you being Minister one day & all the favours I’ll get. I’m actually not joking

I joke about you being Minister one day & all the favours I’ll get. I’m actually not joking

I’m not going to tweet you anymore because a tabloid called me to ask if we’re having an affair

if they call you tell them I love you oksalayo

My babygirl. That’s it, that’s the tweet

I’m so proud of you. You tell me you’re proud of me. I love you

When 2 strangers with the exact same dream, exact same background meet

I’m sorry for being so jealous of you. So envious of your juice. When I could’ve just celebrated it & embraces it

Thank you, Fatness. You know what for. Wished you’d stayed a little longer to see it. You would’ve been so proud

Our friendship began on the day of this photo. We both missed our morning flight to the Durban July which would’ve been this weekend. We talk everyday, what a champ

Childhood friend, we’ve come so far. Look at YOU now

My heart. Soft, yet so strong. My Nompimpi

Thank you for always fighting for me.

I wish I was a better friend to you.

I promise I’m over them picking you over me for InterSeXions. I also think it’s kinda cute that were born on the same day, in the same year & we’re both performers

I can’t sing though & my dad’s an engineer, not an Afro pop legend

I promise I’m over them picking you over me for InterSeXions. I also think it’s kinda cute that were born on the same day, in the same year & we’re both performersI can’t sing though & my dad’s an engineer, not an Afro pop legend

SABC: “We have a representation mandate. We have to depict racial, religious, language & LGBTI diversity. Hectic Nine9 & Yotv must speak to these ideals in children’s television.”

He came up to me & said: Hi, I’m Ayanda

SABC: “We have a representation mandate. We have to depict racial, religious, language & LGBTI diversity. Hectic Nine9 & Yotv must speak to these ideals in children’s television.” He came up to me & said: Hi, I’m Ayanda

These were the “ladies” who lunch/watch plays/tea together until life happened.

I can attest that of these ladies, I was the 1 who sobbed over heartbreak while being fed a vegan mushroom burger & tasting glasses of champers at a club to make sure another wasn’t being spiked