I’m about to embarrass a few of my friends with old photos, but I’ll caption them with a 1 liner that sums up our friendship
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A friendship Thread...
A friendship Thread...
When you see this woman at karaoke, don’t participate. When you see her giving shots to me, call an ambulance
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A showrunner made us on screen best friends unaware that art will imitate life. Close to a decade later & you’re next of kin
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It’s kind of a funny story, we met at my first (campus) radio job. He’s resurfaced at my current radio job.
Neither of us ever says this, but in another world we would be each other’s husbands - please don’t bring this up, it’s gonna be awkward
I still see the bottle of caramel vodka we drank on this day that made us miss our breakfast (campus) radio show the next day. I’m so glad you still continue to choose me
Why do I still hear you scolding me for my poor clutch-control while I drive to fetch your car WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU LEFT IT?!
You have my heart. You know who and what you are to me & my family. Thank you
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I joke about you being Minister one day & all the favours I’ll get. I’m actually not joking
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I’m not going to tweet you anymore because a tabloid called me to ask if we’re having an affair
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My babygirl. That’s it, that’s the tweet
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When 2 strangers with the exact same dream, exact same background meet
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I’m sorry for being so jealous of you. So envious of your juice. When I could’ve just celebrated it & embraces it
Thank you, Fatness. You know what for. Wished you’d stayed a little longer to see it. You would’ve been so proud
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Our friendship began on the day of this photo. We both missed our morning flight to the Durban July which would’ve been this weekend. We talk everyday, what a champ
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Childhood friend, we’ve come so far. Look at YOU now
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My heart. Soft, yet so strong. My Nompimpi
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I promise I’m over them picking you over me for InterSeXions. I also think it’s kinda cute that were born on the same day, in the same year & we’re both performers
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SABC: “We have a representation mandate. We have to depict racial, religious, language & LGBTI diversity. Hectic Nine9 & Yotv must speak to these ideals in children’s television.”
He came up to me & said: Hi, I’m Ayanda
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He came up to me & said: Hi, I’m Ayanda
These were the “ladies” who lunch/watch plays/tea together until life happened.
I can attest that of these ladies, I was the 1 who sobbed over heartbreak while being fed a vegan mushroom burger & tasting glasses of champers at a club to make sure another wasn’t being spiked
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I can attest that of these ladies, I was the 1 who sobbed over heartbreak while being fed a vegan mushroom burger & tasting glasses of champers at a club to make sure another wasn’t being spiked
We’re about to be so amazing. Thank you for bringing me along on this wild journey with you. I’m still the man in this relationship though
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Very few know your heart. So glad to be the chosen few
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Our live TV paths will cross again. Save this tweet G
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