Telling him his dick stink while giving him dead PRANK #FreakyStoryTime #storytime #Thread #threadstorytime #boyfriendorank
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Ok so this was last night and he was watching something on tv I was on my phone and we was laying down and chilling and he kept kissing me he’s super clingy

So he kissing me (my cheek) and I was on my phone and I just got the idea to mess with him because....why not so my period finally came on after 3 months and I was gonna ask him if he wanna have a lil sex but he wouldn’t even entertain that obviously

So in my head I’m like I realllllyyyyyy want to mess with him and then I say “you want head” ion even know why I said they I wasn’t even finished with my previous thought but back to the story

T: what..right you on rn
Me: yea but do you
T: chill out
Me: you boring lemme suck that dick
T: chill
Me: if I had another nigga they would’ve let me
T: I don’t care I’m not another nigga stop play with me
Then he just started kissing my cheek again

Me: how you can kiss me but I can’t suck your dick
By then I had the idea and he was blowing me because he wasn’t giving in
T: the fuck you want to suck my dick for right you on your period
Me: okayy what’s bleeding my mouth or my coochie
T: noo you was just complaining

about how you was in so much pain and now we finally get to lay down togther and you wanna get up
Me: okayyyy
So he started kissing me again and I put my hands in his pants and started rubbing his dick and I felt him getting hard so I asked again

Me: can I suck your dick
T: nah
Me: but you getting hard
T: know what...go ahead
Me: you knew you wanted me to from the jump but okay so I get up and he pull his pants down and sit on the edge of the bed and I get on my knees

So I grab it and leaned forward
Me: why’s the fuck is that smell
T: what smell
Me: babe*smell my hand*(gif)
T: Whatchu on

Me: Tymir when the last time you washed your dick
T: mamas I just go out the shower like a hour ago
Me: your dick smells like you’ve been playing basketball for 3 days nonstop
T: I just washed up ima go wash up
Me: bae smell my hand
T: no ima about to go wash up

Me: you need to
It honestly didn’t smell like anything
So he wash up and come back
Me: did you wash it good
T: yea I know how to wash
Me: ok
So I sucked the tip and was like*gif*

Me: I’m done
T: what
Me: your dick stinkkk like reallly bad you need to get that checked out because you prolly got something
T: my dick don’t stink ion stink
Me: yes it do touch it and smell your hand
So he did or whatever
T: my shit don’t stink I used your soap that’s what

It smell like
Me: ion care I’m done goodnight stinky dick
Then I laid done
T: my shit don’t stink
Me: ok
T: you dead ass
Then he made this face
Me: why you looking like that fix your face

T: I stink
Me: no I was just playing
T: you always playing like you did all this for what
Me: you was acting like you didn’t even want me to
T: ard bet
Then we laid down and he was mad for a while then he got unmad and started kissing me again

Moral of the story: idk this thread was short