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REBELS VILLAINS AS SHITTY RELATIVES AT FAMILY FUNCTIONS: a thread by yours truly
before I start: I love all these characters. This is just meant as a joke. Also spoiler alert!!!
THRAWN
- Uncle who shows up with a suit and tie even at kids' birthday parties
- Always brings up that one exam you failed in 7th grade
- Talks to you like he's memorized an entire dictionary and expects you to understand him
- Will tear you down for your anime drawings
- Uncle who shows up with a suit and tie even at kids' birthday parties
- Always brings up that one exam you failed in 7th grade
- Talks to you like he's memorized an entire dictionary and expects you to understand him
- Will tear you down for your anime drawings
VADER
- Thinks hating his kids is a personality trait
- Awkwardly approaches you every time he wants to talk but doesn't say anything
- You aren't sure if the rest of the family likes him or not but he never misses a function
- Gets mad when you bring up politics
- Thinks hating his kids is a personality trait
- Awkwardly approaches you every time he wants to talk but doesn't say anything
- You aren't sure if the rest of the family likes him or not but he never misses a function
- Gets mad when you bring up politics
PALPATINE
- Is super passive-agressive to you
- Hoards all the food for himself
- Has started drama in more than one occasion only to watch it go down
- Will probably tell your mother your embarrassing secrets and enjoy the subsequent humiliation
- Is super passive-agressive to you
- Hoards all the food for himself
- Has started drama in more than one occasion only to watch it go down
- Will probably tell your mother your embarrassing secrets and enjoy the subsequent humiliation
PRYCE
- Aunt who always gossips about other people
- Threw a drink at you once and pretended it was an accident
- Asks to speak to the manager when you go to a restaurant
- Has insulted other relatives directly to their face more than once while at the dinner table
- Aunt who always gossips about other people
- Threw a drink at you once and pretended it was an accident
- Asks to speak to the manager when you go to a restaurant
- Has insulted other relatives directly to their face more than once while at the dinner table
THE GRAND INQUISITOR
- Has gotten physical more than once and you have to keep him away from kitchen knives
- Eats rotisserie chickens with the bone included
- Let you watch Saw while he was babysitting you when u were a child and subsequently traumatized you
- Has gotten physical more than once and you have to keep him away from kitchen knives
- Eats rotisserie chickens with the bone included
- Let you watch Saw while he was babysitting you when u were a child and subsequently traumatized you
THE REST OF THE INQUISITORS (i'm too lazy to separate them)
- "IT'S NOT A PHASE"
- Think sadistic pranks are funny, and are capable of recording you while you trip over and fall
- The weird cousins your mother forced you to hang out with but that you didn't like
- "IT'S NOT A PHASE"
- Think sadistic pranks are funny, and are capable of recording you while you trip over and fall
- The weird cousins your mother forced you to hang out with but that you didn't like
TARKIN
- Boomer 1
- Gets into heated debates on Facebook
- Takes away your phone because he thinks you're using it too much but then proceeds to spend two hours playing Candy Crush on his tablet
- Boomer 1
- Gets into heated debates on Facebook
- Takes away your phone because he thinks you're using it too much but then proceeds to spend two hours playing Candy Crush on his tablet
YULAREN
- Boomer 2
- "When I was your age, we didn't have Internet and instead we played outside"
- Shittiest political takes
- Unironically wears khakis and Bass Pro Shops shirts
- Boomer 2
- "When I was your age, we didn't have Internet and instead we played outside"
- Shittiest political takes
- Unironically wears khakis and Bass Pro Shops shirts
MAUL
- Cousin who doesn't get invited at gatherings but keeps showing up
- Talks to you about conspiracy theories and thinks 5G is a plot to control us all
- Can't get over his ex and cries to you about it
- Doesn't shower and smells like cheap deodorant
- Cousin who doesn't get invited at gatherings but keeps showing up
- Talks to you about conspiracy theories and thinks 5G is a plot to control us all
- Can't get over his ex and cries to you about it
- Doesn't shower and smells like cheap deodorant
KALLUS (i know he switches sides but shhhh)
- Can be snappy at times but compared to everyone else in this thread he's the best person to hang out with
- Can be snappy at times but compared to everyone else in this thread he's the best person to hang out with
