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things i& #39;ve heard at work: a thread
"mommy we& #39;re only returning this and leaving right?"
"mom-mom you& #39;re looking at the LARGE sizes. this is SMALL."
"guess what we got!"
"i already told her"
"omg you told her already! the surprise is ruined"
"i already told her"
"omg you told her already! the surprise is ruined"
"my mom said i& #39;m being too harsh on you so she told me to say i& #39;m joking"
"i& #39;m glad you got in trouble"
"i& #39;m glad you got in trouble"
"omg the clothes are just so cute here!"
"i hate to tell you but i don& #39;t think it& #39;s gonna fit you"
"i hate to tell you but i don& #39;t think it& #39;s gonna fit you"
"do you know if these run big?"
"uh no i don& #39;t really wear the clothes from here but my mom does and it fits her about right"
"uh no i don& #39;t really wear the clothes from here but my mom does and it fits her about right"
