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I am randomly searching through realtor listings for houses I cannot afford and I would like to suggest that this screen is inappropriately large for a desk monitor if you are not a supervillain.
Why does this person only own blue clothing
Maybe that’s just the Blue Stuff closet.
I feel like this room has some explaining to do.
This is being described as a “36 acre lot” and I feel like there are some explanations due here as well.
They are asking $1.2 million for this property; no word on whether the sign comes with it.
This house is 1.17 million. There are no— zero— pictures of the interior.
I’m gonna make an offer.
I’m gonna make an offer.
Harp not included, but you can write it in if you like.
Okay I don’t know anything about wine and I don’t drink alcohol but I have to admit I’m mildly jealous of this.
You can always pick out the listings that are second or third homes for Notre Dame fans who are here six weekends a year. Their kid must have graduated.
Oh COME ON.
Show me on the dolly where the solid color touched you.
How much time was spent organizing this pantry before this picture was taken? Because if that’s not what happened, these people should be in jail. We’ll find more reasons later.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if this is on the wall in your house your friends all make fun of you ALL THE TIME when you aren’t around. Your family doesn’t, but they want your money.
What the hell is this?
This is a 5BR, $619,000 house and they still have a bedroom kitted out like this. Y’all have too many children.
Okay I’m getting kind of bored with this but I need to find something really heinous to finish off with.
Unless these folks are gonna come over and set the table for me every day I don’t see the point of this picture.
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This closet is not OK.
FUCK I’m BLIND
