I have started watching Star Trek for the very first time from the beginning with a plan to watch all of it and I’m sure I’m late on this party but wow this show is horny from the jump

It’s 1966 and this show is HORNY and the entire premise seems to be everyone wants to fuck Kirk and oh no we went to this planet and something bad is going on and that’s enough!

How many crew members do they have that so many keep dying and it’s fine

We have no choice but to stan

So George Takei is fencing shirtless. What is this show

Um Kirk and Spock are just slapping each other.... out of love?

Can every man leave Janice the hell alone?

There’s a hot girl in every episode and honestly? Cool.

I’ve been switching back and forth between the OG and starting TNG and I think I am a basic bitch who is into Riker.

Also Data is an absolute delight! I’m a fan!

What is... Troi’s accent....

Is Code of Honor like... racist?

THIS SHOW IS SO HORNY YET AGAIN

I miss Nichelle Nichols :(

ALSO YES I’ve been a Star Trek fan for exactly one minute and I’ve already met Geordi. I apologize for nothing. It’s called being famous and it rules. (Episode of Just Between Us podcast coming in early Aug!)

Oh no guys. Are the Ferengi.... Jewish

Well. We've reached lizard people? An update on horniness: I am v into Natasha Yar.

I guess bisexuality is being into Riker and Yar.

Guys. Data is Sherlock Holmes and I think this show is high camp.

OMG THEY ARE ON A HORNY PLANET

DID THEY TAKE WESLEY TO THE FUCK PLANET?

Why the hell did they take Wesley to the Fuck Planet? Also are there gay people on the Horny Planet?

Okay so the fuck planet says they don’t have any police and just mediators which is great but then the mediators automatically kill people for small crimes so they are... the police

It's hard to know what the romantic ships are supposed to be because it seems like everyone wants to fuck each other?

Also I guess Troi is getting arranged married

omg it's the giant from Twin Peaks!

Troi’s mom incredibly horny!

Well, they’re back in time thanks to the Holodeck and again I must say this show is camp

SKIN OF EVIL WTF

“I realized I could be feminine without losing anything” why are they doing all this character development for Yar now that she’s dead and not during the show

Do all of them record these in case they die???

Are Troi and Riker fucking now or what

Do they add any more women soon or no

And do those women have short haircuts or

ITS A HOLODECK EPISODE AND THEYRE IN PARIS REMAIN CALM EVERYONE OUI OUI

Oh!!! His name is Jean-Luc!!!! He is from FRANCE

Is her name Gabrielle!!! That’s my name!!! FRANCE!!!!

How do they all have so many tragic star crossed exes we’ve never heard of before they show up in one episode

Data is the best and I love him and he can do no wrong and he is an angel??

If anyone ever hurts Data I will not be ok

Also Patrick Stewart is so good

It’s bizarre to be watching a show so hopeful about the future in this current moment

Troi is pregnant. Beverly is gone? Troi has a new hairdo. What is going on

Is everyone just here watching her give birth??? What the hell is going on? Why is no one freaking out that she got sleep-impregnated and we don’t know by who

Wait guys where is Beverly

WHOOPI!!!!!!

Is Whoopi a bartender???

I think Betazoids might just be water signs

It’s season 2 and Data is Sherlock Holmes again. ITS A HOLODECK EPISODE!!!!

“I guess when you don’t have money, the currency is fucking.” - @MalBlum on Star Trek

Why do the ladies on the Enterprise always put on special robes to fuck

DATA IS LEARNING STAND UP COMEDY

Y’all Data kept a hologram of Yar. They really want us to know he fucks

Anyway that was a good episode and I followed the writer bc that ruled. Now we’re onto Wesley being horny. Also Riker and Guinan? Damn.

Why the fuck are we in the 40s now? This show is entirely fan fiction. How does one even write fanfic for this show that is already fanfic?

Data is wearing a cowboy hat

Fucking Q is back? Ugh

THE BORG THE BORG THE BORG

Why is Picard so weird around Wesley

IS HE HIS KID OR WHAT

Why is this Scottish woman in love with Riker?

“Do you not like girls?”
“Of course I do.”
Why of course Riker??? It’s literally the future! Where are the gays

Riker is bisexual right they’re all bisexual? Every one of them? This show is too horny to be straight. There was just an episode about giving every woman 3 husbands.

You mean to tell me it’s the goddamn future and everyone is heterosexual

Humans don’t have marriage anymore?

Oh no troi’s mom is trying to fuck Picard. A mom showing up to her daughters work and having no boundaries? I am triggered

TROI’S MOM CAME HERE TO FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHOW

WE JUST CAME FROM THE THREE HUSBANDS FOR ONE WOMAN EPISODE STRAIGHT INTO TROI’S MOM IS ON HORNY OVERLOAD AND NEEDS TO FUCK PICARD BECAUSE OF “THE PHASE”

This show is fan fiction

Mal just said “sorry have to go play 40s private eye in the Holodeck so troi’s mom doesn’t try to fuck me” and that’s it that’s the plot

She just....insinuated she’d fuck Wes if he was old enough and then like... made suggestive comments at Worf. Mom come get me I’m scared

Now we’ve got Worf’s ex???

Everyone has 1 million space ex-girlfriends

When is Geordi gonna get a boyfriend

It’s possible to make no mistakes and still lose

Ok wtf are Deanna and Riker together? Is it just that non monogamy is the norm?

I love that the device they use to check someone’s vitals looks like a TI-83 calculator

Hold on just gotta flip open my t mobile sidekick and make sure you’re not dead

Also I’m fully losing followers for this so I hope y’all share it with other TNG fans to make up for it

Um a woman just made out with Data?

RAY WISE!! how many other twin peaks actors will we see

Gimme dat TNG-Twin Peaks crossover. Also crewmembers can just wear disguises?

Trans icon Data

I want an entire show of LeVar Burton and Whoopi please

We're addressing racism with Worf and the Romulans. We're addressing ableism with the Romulans and Geordi. Which btw FUCK YOU ableist Romulan. Jesus Christ that was dark

What is this weird yoga Troi and Crusher are doing

This Betazoid debate is FASCINATING

I’m crying

I haven’t been updating this bc I’m legit in love with this show and it is very good and emotional and smart and I love it???