After getting A's in all three mandatory diversity classes in college and reading most of what @ConceptualJames has written, I've long suspected I was fluent enough in Woke to problematize anything. I have about an hour. Let's test it. Give me something and I'll find the problem!
Sorry I didn't get to everyone--this thread got so much traction that Safari kept crashing. Didn't spend more than 30 seconds thinking or googling for any one entry, so hope they were all halfway decent answers, and hope y'all enjoyed that. It was fun for me. Thanks!
The people taking this thread seriously have started to arrive. That is where the real lesson is, beyond the humor. Watch.
Pic for the inevitable insistence that my caricature is unfair or goes too far.
Ok, I’m done. I know I missed some—sorry. Can’t get to everyone. Thanks for the fun and don’t forget to order @ConceptualJames new book “Cynical Theories” so you can understand this stuff as well as I do, and protect yourself and your kids.
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