Pup, you aren’t very good for my peace of mind
Very consistent I’ll give you that
Like really
I swear it’s not a pillow ok
You silly donut
I can’t ever even budge my chair an inch without a 360 check nowadays
what, mom? 🙃🙃🙃
Ahhhhhhhhh staaahhhhhpppp
I swear you do this 5x a day
OMG KITTER NO PLS NO
The universe has corrected course
10/10 paw placement
don’t mind me mom just gonna nap while you have a minor heart attack
henlo mummy
Never change sweetie
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