Pup, you aren’t very good for my peace of mind
Very consistent I’ll give you that
I swear it’s not a pillow ok
I can’t ever even budge my chair an inch without a 360 check nowadays
Ahhhhhhhhh staaahhhhhpppp
I swear you do this 5x a day
The universe has corrected course
don’t mind me mom just gonna nap while you have a minor heart attack
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