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Okay let’s do this: 1 like 1 ship my ass has devoted hyperfixation brain space to.
Okay, let's get the obvious one out of the way: Rickorty. I've been watching this show pretty much since the beginning, but it wasn't until s4 re-contextualized all of the previous shippy moments in my head that the lightbulb went off in my brain. I mean: https://media.giphy.com/media/UQh7ChBhMJhi1GBYwf/giphy.gif
Hannigram. Can't get gayer than these two. The tension is at level 11 at all times. Complicated existential metaphors for sex and consumption? Themes of food, death, and sex being inextricable concepts? Extreme gaslighting/manipulation/unhealthy obsession? It's all there.
Batjokes! You wanna talk about "two sides of the same coin representative of both ends of the morality scale?" This is the damn pairing for it. Bruce is so fucking repressed, and Joker represents his struggle with that. J is a chaotic bitch who wants Bats to just let the fuck go.
Drarry. Oh boy... two damaged boys post-war trying to figure out how the fuck to be people when they spent their childhoods as pawns on different sides of the battle? Yes, plz. Also, Draco didn't get the redemption arc he deserved so I love seeing that in fic.
Spideypool! I am a sucker for pop culture laden banter, and well... when it comes to that, you can't get better than these two! They have a very His Girl Friday/Nick & Nora type dance that is addictive. And Wade is canon pansexual so... it could happen. It's a very playful ship.
Symbrock. Venom is so... it's all right there. I consider it canon because they've given us way too much *wink wink nudge nudge* material in both the comics and the film. And Jesus Christ, Venom is like easily top five horniest character designs in comics. TONGUE.
That's all for the ships that really CONSUMED my ass. Everything else is like "I've dipped my toe in when I feel like it." One that I love but never got consumed by only because the content is minimal & mostly non-con: Sirius/Harry. Give the AU fics where he lives and they fuck!
Oh, after CMBYN destroyed my emotions, I def went in hard for some Elio/Oliver fix it fics
