what was the weirdest experience you had with a teacher?

bc I’m recalling that in 5th grade, I had this teacher that always dressed in a suit and ran the chess club. On the first day of school, I said that I didn’t know how to play chess to another kid and the teacher whipped around and said “WELL YOU’RE IN THE WRONG CLASS HA HA HA”

anyway long story short I was at the mall on a weekend one day and my teacher was there, in a suit, but wearing a blue jays windbreaker over top to be casual, asking strangers in the food court to play chess with him

oh god why are all the teachers in this thread secretly pedophiles