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Somebody who was writing cover captions for Charlton’s romance comics circa 1972 had a pretty distinctive voice.
As @lisagidley pointed out, even if this were specifically a boating magazine, that first sentence would not be much of a hook.
Same year, same letterer, obviously same person writing cover copy:
It& #39;s possible that English was not the copywriter& #39;s first language. (This cover is also, generally, Quite Something.)
Whole lot of emotional states in one thought balloon right here.
