Samoan dating life here is crazy!! One of the boys I know in my village starting dating this girl who works with him at the bbq shop about three weeks ago..
Week one: He started catching the bus to work at the branch she works at just so he can see her.. cute right ..?
Week two: he kept asking my boyfriend if we can bring them to the guys house after they both get off of work.. being that me and my bf are always in town anyway and he lives on the same street we agreed about 3 times that week since we saw no harm in it.
We were doing it as a favor but I told my bf we need to stop letting him take advantage of our car cause
1. They need to figure their own stuff out
2. We ain’t a free taxi service
3. We had our own stuff to do..
4. While he’s asking us for favors he’s also being a faikala
By the end of week 2. And yes.. week TWO ! On our way home with his keige in the car he was telling my bf that when they get to the house, he has to tell his family she’s living with them now.. like..whathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">?! They’re not even gonna ask his family.. they’re just going to tell them
So it’s the begining of week 3.. and this guy and the girl have been living together for less than a week.. we see them a couple days later and they had wedding rings on their fckn fingers https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
It bothers me tho.. honestly, STOP wearing wedding rings on your finger if you’re not married.. you might as well fake a pregnancy while you’re at ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> or is it just me?!
Ok so any way today my bf went to a dinner thing for work while I went to basketball practice and bro.. tell me why while doing alla that with this keige.. on my way home from practice I saw him kissing with who I thought was his keige.. erntttt think again cause I stopped to ask
If he needed a ride home.. why did my dumb ass do that..?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> he said oh can you drop us off at Lotopa? I said sure.. the keige came to the front and boyyyyyyyyyyyy had me shook.. it was a freaking man.
I DID NOT KNOW HOW TO REACT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> was trying so hard not to laugh or ask any awkwatd questions so I just turned up the radiohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
On his way out.. he said if you tell Tino, tell him don’t tell the boys anything.. I said don’t worry bro.. that’s your business, have a goodnight... but little does he know..
Imma snitch on his hoe asshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> the end.
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