NON-STOP IS ON. PREPARE THE BATHROOMS. #HAMILFILM #HAMILTON #ANGELICATOUR #PHILLYISREADY
EVERYONE LINE UP IN AN ORDERLY FASHION. MY NAME IS TANYA HEATH, AND I AM YOUR CHIEF USHER HERE AT THE FORREST THEATRE. WE HAVE 15 MINS TO GET YOU IN AND OUT, AND WE WILL MAKE IT.
LADIES, SUPPORT YOUR đŸŽ¶ SISTERSđŸŽ” AND STAY PATIENT. THE LINE LOOKS LIKE A LOT BUT IT ISN’T. I PROMISE. I SWEAR I CAN GET EVERYONE IN AND OUT IN TIME. ANY QUESTIONS? LOOK FOR ME. I’M HERE WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME. WE ARE ONLY TWO MINS IN AND COUNTING.
GENTLEMEN, YOU LINE UP ON THE OPPOSITE WALL AND SAY HELLO TO MY DAD KEEPING THE PEE-CE. Haha. Get it? *dad glares from across very crowded room at me*
DON’T WORRY. IGNORE THE FLASHING LIGHTS. IT’S A SCARE TACTIC! I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GET YOU IN THIS BATHROOM; I PROMISED, DIDN’T I?

đŸŽ¶Stay in LineeeeeeđŸŽ” đŸ„ș
I’ll have you know that in the 94 shows I conducted that bathroom like in Philly, I had less than 10 people miss more than a minute of the opening of Act 2 😁 ok. I’m already behind. Drink refreshed. Let’s get sad! #Hamilfilm
*all the ushers are staring around glassy eyed upon this secret scene before NON-STOP makes us run to battle stations*
ALRIGHT NOW, THIS IS ROUND TWO—NIGHT PERFORMANCES ARE HEAVY. IMMA NEED @_chrissynieves_ AS MY SPY ON THE INSIDE, DIRECTING LADIES TRAFFIC, & @CloverLeafe AS CO-DIRECTOR OF THE SERPENTINE LINE. DAD & @Bface_Nelson HAVE THE MEN’S LINE. ANNNND—INTERMISSION IS A GO! 😆 #HamilFilm
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