Video games hot take but I prefer the old campy fun big titty Lara Croft design, gritty realistic Lara Croft is like if someone wanted to remake Indiana Jones but keep his shirt intact the whole time
Taking that a step further, the ideal modern gen Tomb Raider game would feel like you’re playing through the cover of a schlocky old pulp fiction magazine, except the ripped-shirt coverboys trying not to get killed by chimps and pirates are replaced with big titty Lara Croft
I just want like... Doc Savage: Lady Edition: The Video Game
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