I’m watching Superman for the first time and I’m already super impressed by the glowy tinfoil Brando & Co. are wearing.

The outside of this high school is giving off horror movie set in an orphanage vibes

His mother has apparently aged 50 years in five minutes and he made her walk 5 miles through a field after him. For shame.

Ok floaty Marlon Brando head getting a little too close for comfort

Awww, Jimmy Olsen looks like he just stepped out of a 1950s movie and I love it

Me watching Lois and Clark get held up by the world’s laziest robber

OMG I don’t know this woman’s name who is with Lex Luther but I love her

*Chandler Bing voice* Could this helicopter BE any more dramatic.

“Easy, Miss. I’ve got you.”
“You’ve got me? Who’s got you?”
“I can’t believe it. I just cannot believe it. He got her.”

This. Dialogue. Is. Fantastic.

Noticing a lot of color themes and I’m not sure if it’s intentional or not.

Wow this Lois/Clark interview is inappropriate and uncomfortable

Lois’ inner thoughts are paced like nobody’s inner thoughts ever.

I can’t even comment on half this movie because I’m legit watching some of it like

So he has to run in a building to change his suit yet he can jump out a window and his suit magically changes itself??? Ohhhhkaaaay.

I know Superman is gonna save Jimmy O but I still need him to save Jimmy O already

Man I wish rotating the globe the other way was the secret to time travel

Final thought: