LET’S GOOOOO

The villains in this movie are a foreign guy with a borat accent and a black guy, lol

This must be the director’s cut because this scene of two dudes trying to use a ladder has been going on for a solid eight minutes

Oh damn Sean Hannity cameo

A significant amount of this movie so far has been a dude free styling dialogue over what looks like hedgehog stock footage

Boy this talking hedgehog movie starring Dean Cain sure does have a subplot about teenage girls wanting to fuck Dean Cain’s character

You know there are parts of this movie that could pass for an episode of twin peaks

Lynchian

Holy shit this hedgehog does not want to be anywhere near Tara Reid, lmao

These people let the hedgehog free roam around their kitchen so that pretty much guarantees everyone has salmonella

The mom in this movie keeps warning her family members not to eat too much of they’ll get fat. Over and over.

I just...what?

We’ve been blessed by the appearance of someone who worked on this glorious movie https://twitter.com/tylerseevers/status/1278861464741089280?s=21