Thread by @GwendolynOak, sure cant, thank you though battler please do the have good takes [...]

sure cant, thank you though

battler please do the have good takes challenge

battler please stop talking about touching your cousins' chests, one of them is under 10

got some news for ya, pal

She

the mouse is watching

the 2 moods:

its time to get way too invested in this

the house servants constantly calling themselves furniture...*updates notes with 'beauty and the beast reference???? literal furniture?????????????"* i have very much insight

you hit your kid,
in the shed your corpse is hid.

quit starin at me with those big ol eyes

nvm go back go back

u ok there, champ?

average things to ponder when you see a burnt body

welp beat episode 1. p good shit

hey on second thought, what the fuck is tea party

shshe

game just went from good to great, everyone

dont be a coward

*peaks into episode 2*
*peaks out*

very cool, george

why is this game's music so good??

just because she murdered you, doesnt mean you get to be mean to her, kanon

dont say that

who let this orphan go out in that thing?

i...no it doesnt?????

yes it does!!!!!

if you asked me 24 hours ago if i knew what was going on, i'd be able to half ass something. however, im at a loss for words now

time to get uncomfortably anxious

stop the car i want to get off

*in a purple hellscape surrounded by an endless void*
beatrice: witches and magic is real
battler: proof??????????

oh its kinda like the good place, i see, i see

hey! me too

eyyy we back! where did i leave off at again???? oh thats right, <HAPPY HALLOWEEN!>

its just halloween bro (:

beato's halloween spirit is through the roof

quote from guy who does nothing but cry

that is all

ah? a satan

slayer

*teleports behind you*

well sure then

beatrice is gonna break battler trying to make him think in video game logic

episode 2, aka: rosa's irredemption arc

who entrusted this witch with a gun

this is gonna be a trainwreck

poggers

episode 2 summarized in 13 words

ha ha someone had her heart broken

thank you umineko for my life

and episode 2 done!

literally dying for cooch, battler making the best out of eternal purgatory

yes

girls niiiiiiight

ep 1: murder mystery that may or may not be supernatural
ep 3:

natsuhi is about to be ligma'd, panic, panic

eva-b is on the loose and boy do i feel bad!

girl i love you, but i wouldnt describe you as innocent

whoa now, lets not say anything we're gonna regret later

the smugness of this dad is overwhelming

sometimes a family can be 3 smug assholes

kyrie off her shits

rudolph moments ago: rosa is in hell
rudolph now to a literal demon from hell:

i mean, hes right, fuck rosa

Cw: br*tish
Oh no, bunny girls

why is every child in this game like this?

hideyoshi upon seeing eva-beatrice:

george should not be allowed rights

episode 3 review: i am the fiddle, i am the one whos getting played

what did i fucking say last night about children in this game?

me jumping into episode 4 knowing damn well im about to get hurt again

[sense of incoming dread and abuse intensifies]

maybe maria will be okay and not traumatized for once after all

this game has given me paranoia

:(

"minor fight"

this is 100% all wrong

i want to get off rosa's wild ride

its pretty worrying how anxious and tense i get whenever maria and rosa are together, even when nothing terrible happens

h-here we go

ma'am, i have some unfortunate news

hot take: beezlebub is definitely into vore

rosa's only good motherly advice so far

i take that back

top 10 pictures taken before a disaster

literal child murderer: the irredeemable rosa

get her ass, maria

whyd they make me read all of that, do they know how easily i cry....

who let this woman go out in this

lmaoooo

gaap really only exists to get made fun of and thats great

92 hours later and he finally recognizes the only good mom

holy shit, krauss' boxing the goat

umineko really do be like "hoh? you got your hopes up? you stupid fucking idiot" and then makes some heads gruesomely explode

<

>

just gals bein pals

i completed the questions arc! only took 102 hours too......so looks like i have another 100 to go?

yes im dumb, yes i have not a single solid answer for any of the questions, no i am unable explain the plot so far

maybe the answer is beato with her hair down

maybe the answer is beato with her hair down

bern has achieved smugvana

whenever i see this sprite i always always think genji fell asleep standing up

why does krauss have a nice ass? kruass

traded all his iq away to be hot

she saved your life and THIS is how you pay her back????

absolutely delighted by the thought of erika trying to carry a huge ingot of gold that was rewarded to her off the island

hideyoshi is braver than any us marine ;_;7

emotional support demons

natsuhi try not to look guilty challenge

cool hat !

pants literally dont exist for women in the afterlife apparently

always have been

these are the same people

when did the christian extended universe get so off the rails?

despite the sad situation they're all in, theres something strangely relaxing about battler, beato, and friends just kinda chatting and drinking tea in the golden rose garden while its raining

its undisputed, dlanor has good tastes in tea

"redeeming"

erika is slowly learning shes actually a shit detective and all she can do is manifest the dumb wojack mask on her

i finished the rest of episode 5 last night and while its a lot to take in, i standby the fact that natsuhi didnt deserve any of that shit thrown at her. look she mightve murdered a woman and an orphan but i didnt see any red text about that...

anyway episode 6 is already great because the best character is back