How to Make it in America (thread)
1. Commit to radical materialism.

A radical materialist worldview nests perfectly inside of capitalism as it provides the foundation for the lucrative vicious circle in STEM where new products are developed to offset the newly discovered negative effects of prior products.
2. Rack up as much debt as possible.

The economy is structured to encourage debt and discourage saving. Don’t fight the Fed. Lever up. Become too big to fail. They will bail you out. There will be a world war before there would be an economic reckoning.
3. Feign intellectualism.

Be able to regurgitate a few concepts from respected models in your industry. SV especially likes this. Don’t worry about incorporating them irl. Do not talk about group differences or any of the other prohibited sciences. Remember, STEM will save us.
4. Exploit whatever intersectional oppressed categories you can, and if you’re not oppressed, lie.

This is the game now. It will not reverse. Take advantage of it, or be taken advantage of. Life isn’t fair. I identify as ‘2 or more races’, I’m German and Italian American.
5. Do not talk about China, Israel, or globalization.

The goal is to get international financiers access to the Chinese market. Remember, immigration and lower corporate taxes increase GDP and raise wages. LSE and Wharton said so. ‘Nationalist’ is a pejorative now.
6. Disparage religion.

Religion instills morality, which resists the social engineering designed to stimulate the desire to consume within a population. Therefore, it must be publicly repudiated. There is a profit motive to break morality.
7. Either avoid social media entirely or commit to publicly praise the algo-approved models.

Tell the big accounts they are insightful. Their professional image depends on it. They will shamelessly RT you. Do not challenge them. Tweet about mentality, discipline, and progress.
8. Push Transhumanism.

Talk about AI and ML as if they are imminent threats. Worry out loud about general artificial intelligence. Uploading consciousness, biohacking, and CRISPR are all marketable topics. They will attract billionaire interest and investment.
Now YOU can make it in America!
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