time to share a theory i& #39;ve been working on for weeks

everyone is either mean hot, nice hot or cute.

these are qualitative, not quantitative. a cute person can be more attractive than a mean hot person. it& #39;s just different. I won& #39;t explain the terms because you already *know*
some examples ~
harry is nice hot
louis and zayn are mean hot
niall and liam are cute

*it& #39;s not whether they SEEM mean, just that they LOOK mean, which i base on vibes and eyebrows
ben affleck is nice hot
matt damon is mean hot
ana de armas is cute
- almost every single celebrity is mean hot
- i want to be nice hot but i am cute
- no one is ugly
your hotness classification is as transient as your vibe itself — can change at any time. for instance, Joe Jonas used to be mean hot, but now he is nice hot. but mean hot is not the gold standard, of course! https://twitter.com/kfitz134/status/1278756729547677696?s=20">https://twitter.com/kfitz134/...
this is EXACTLY right
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i would put james in the mean hot category but i respect your opinion!!! https://twitter.com/megreenwald/status/1278761233144066053?s=20">https://twitter.com/megreenwa...
this is canon https://twitter.com/wizzkhaleesi/status/1279064405494415360?s=21">https://twitter.com/wizzkhale... https://twitter.com/wizzkhaleesi/status/1279064405494415360">https://twitter.com/wizzkhale...
one (1) like and i’ll make this content https://twitter.com/thekylemarshall/status/1279069674416697345?s=21">https://twitter.com/thekylema... https://twitter.com/thekylemarshall/status/1279069674416697345">https://twitter.com/thekylema...
THIS IS IT https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1279071601439453188?s=21">https://twitter.com/alex_abad... https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1279071601439453188">https://twitter.com/alex_abad...
1. there’s nothing left to say, you guys have figured it out
2. shiv roy is the most purely mean hot person that exists
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THE NETFLIX TWITTER ACCOUNT HAS WEIGHED IN https://twitter.com/netflixfilm/status/1279104906025037824?s=21">https://twitter.com/netflixfi... https://twitter.com/netflixfilm/status/1279104906025037824">https://twitter.com/netflixfi...
NAILED IT
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text this to your friends instead of going to brunch https://twitter.com/megserg/status/1279169766431821825?s=21">https://twitter.com/megserg/s... https://twitter.com/megserg/status/1279169766431821825">https://twitter.com/megserg/s...
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