Sero (00:13): jfc

Sero (00:13): he had his shirt pulled up to show his abs and chest but instead of holding it with his hand like a NORMAL PERSON he decided to take twenty years off my life instEAD AND HOLD THHE SHIRT UP WITN HIS TEETH GOD HELP ME

Mina (00:14): damn I was expecting at least an 11

Mina (00:14): OHO biting the shirt???

Mina (00:14): good fucking choice todo babe

Mina (00:14): nice and teasing without giving too much away too early

Sero (00:14): omfg

Sero (00:14): YES IT WAS A VERY NICE PIC BUT MINA /FOCUS/

Mina (00:14): ok ok ok
Mina (00:14): well
Mina (00:14): you know what they say

Sero (00:14): no no I do not what do they say

Mina (00:15): when life gives you lemons
Mina (00:15): shoot your fucking shot baby boy

Sero (00:15): Jesus Christ
Sero (00:15): I don’t think anyone has ever said that ever

Mina (00:16): welp I just did
Mina (00:16): I’m going back to bed now lover boy
Mina (00:17): good luuuuuuck~

Sero (00:18): if I’m not in class tomorrow

Sero (00:18): put something cooler on my tombstone than ‘death by pixelated dick’ please

Mina (00:19): u got it babe
Mina (00:19): xoxo

Sero (00:23): oh wow holy shit ok
Sero (00:23): uhhh yeah you’re doing it right yes very right
Sero (00:23): you look
Sero (00:23): wow

Todoroki (00:24): oh. glad I could help then.
Todoroki (00:24): and thank you.

Sero (00:24): do you uh
Sero (00:25): do you want one back?

Todoroki (00:26): um
Todoroki (00:26): is that how this is supposed to work?

Sero (00:27): only if you want it to
Sero (00:27): do you want it to?
Sero (00:27): 100% up to you

Todoroki (00:29): OUTGOING CALL TO MIDORIYA
Todoroki (00:37): ENDED CALL WITH MIDORIYA (8:32)

Sero (00:34): Todoroki?

Todoroki (00:38): ok
Todoroki (00:39): yes
Todoroki (00:39): I would like that

Sero (00:39): holy fuck ok
Sero (00:40): ok uh give me
Sero (00:40): give me a few minutes

Todoroki (00:40): okay
Todoroki (00:40): and I’m sorry if I was too forward
Todoroki (00:41): I’ve since been informed that your first message might have been a joke

Sero (00:41): LOL no worries
Sero (00:41): I mean it was but
Sero (00:42): pls feel free literally whenever

Todoroki (00:42): oh
Todoroki (00:42): ok :)

Sero (00:42): ok kami help me out bro
Sero (00:43): if I’m hypothetically sexting someone way out of my league and they sent a picture of their chest I should just do the same right
Sero (00:43): like I shouldn’t push it and send more

Kaminari (00:43): wha
Kaminari (00:44): WHAT

Kaminari (00:44): WHO ARE YOU SEXTING HYPOTHETICALLY

Sero (00:44): you wouldnt believe me if I told you so I’m not even going to try
Sero (00:44): but like literally the hottest guy at UA I’m freaking the fuck out man

Kaminari (00:45): ur sexting shinsou?

Sero (00:45): wh
Sero (00:45): what no
Sero (00:45): what

Kaminari (00:45): what
Kaminari (00:45): nevermind ANYWAY
Kaminari (00:45): bro you glowed up so much over the summer! nobody is out of your league anyway!!!

Kaminari (00:46): except maybe like todoroki but who IS in his league u know?

Sero (00:46): that was
Sero (00:46): quite literally
Sero (00:46): the ACTUAL worst choice of things to say rn omfg how DO you do it

Kaminari (00:46): what why
Kaminari (00:46): w ait
Kaminari (00:46): what
Kaminari (00:47): NO WAY YOURE LYING

Sero (00:47): JUST FUCKING TELL ME TIDDY PIC OR MORE DENKI

Kaminari (00:47): TIDDY PIC
Kaminari (00:47): PLAY IT SAFE

Kaminari (00:47): IM AFRAID FOR YOU AND A LITTLE AROUSED TOO

Sero (00:47): idk how to take that but honestly same
Sero (00:48): ok tiddy pic it is

Sero (00:55): IMAGE SENT
Todoroki (00:55): IMAGE RECEIVED

Sero (00:56): ok man I went with no shirt and unzipped jeans
Sero (00:56): did I change out of my pajamas and put jeans back on for this
Sero (00:56): the world may never know

Kaminari (00:57): NICE
Kaminari (00:57): KEEP ME UPDATED

Sero (01:00): HE HASNT REPLIED YET IM DYING

Todoroki (00:58): OUTGOING CALL TO MIDORIYA
Todoroki (1:01): ENDED CALL WITH MIDORIYA (2:56)

Midoriya (1:02): it’s finally happening

Bakugou (1:03): WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU MY NUMBER AND WHY ARE YOU TEDTING ME AT 1 AM

Midoriya (1:03): my bad I meant to text bakusquad not bakugou

Bakugou (1:03): wait what

Bakugou (1:05): DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING GROUP CHAT WITH MY FRIENDS
Bakugou (1:09): STOP IGNORING ME STUPID NERD

[Midoriya removed Sero from “bakusquad minus baku plus deku not to be confused with dekusquad”]

Midoriya (1:04): ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
Midoriya (1:04): THE MERGING OF THE SQUADS

Kaminari (1:04): holy fuck it’s actually happening then

Kaminari (1:05): I low key high key thought he was bluffing

Mina (1:05): why don’t you have any faith in our boy smh

Midoriya (1:06): it’s definitely happening, I’m getting calls from shou every three minutes

Kirishima (1:07): what is happening and why is Bakugou banging on my wall at 1 am

Midoriya (1:08): oops

Midoriya (1:09): tell him when we merge im ok with renaming it the bakudeku squad instead of the dekubaku squad

Mina (1:09): I don’t think u know what u just said hun

Kaminari (1:09): yeah that does not mean what you think it means

Kirishima (1:10): om g

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Bakugou (1:10): FUCK YOU WE WOULD JUST BE THE BAKUSQUAD YOU DONT GET TO BE PART OF THE NEW NAME

Bakugou (1:10): AND WE ARENT FUCKING MERGING ANYWAY

—

Sero (1:03): Todoroki? Was that too much?

Todoroki (1:05): no
Todoroki (1:05): no that was a good amount

Sero (1:05): oh god okay good I was worried

Todoroki (1:06): you
Todoroki (1:06): um
Todoroki (1:06): I like your jeans

—

Sero (1:07): SCREENSHOT SENT
Sero (1:07): holy shit he’s so cute help

Kaminari (1:08): I LIKE YOUR JEANSNHOLY FUCK IM WHEEZING

Sero (1:08): I’m gonna die omg

—

Todoroki (1:07): please you have to help me

Midoriya (1:08): it can’t be that bad

Todoroki (1:09): SCREENSHOT SENT

Midoriya (1:10): oh my god Midoriya (1:10): also wow sero 10/10

Todoroki (1:11): that is my tape dispenser now please get your own

—

Midoriya (1:12): SCREENSHOT SENT
Midoriya (1:12): holy shit I think shouto just tried to make a joke what alternate universe have we entered tonight

Mina (1:12): no fucking way

Kirishima (1:12): can someone just tell me and Bakugou what the hell is going on rn

[Kaminari changed the group name to ‘tape dispenser x icyhot fan club’]

Kirishima (1:13): wait omfg is it finally happening

[several people are typing...]

Midoriya (1:13): YES
Kaminari (1:13): YES
Mina (1:13): YES

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Bakugou (1:15): I can’t believe tape face is gonna be the first one in the group with a boyfriend

Kirishima (1:16): why are you texting me when you’re laying right next to me

Bakugou (1:16): DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT HAIR FOR BRAINS

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Sero (1:09): hahaha
Sero (1:10): thank you <3
Sero (1:10): I’m glad you like them

Todoroki (1:10): I’m sorry I’m so bad at this
Todoroki (1:10): I have no idea what I’m doing

Sero (1:11): it’s really so so very okay
Sero (1:11): im just happy to be here

Todoroki (1:11): I’m happy too :)

—

Sero (1:12): this should be ILLEGAL

Kaminari (1:12): JDJSJDJDJ WHATS HAPPENING

—

Sero (1:12): oh good thank god
Sero (1:12): but uhh you can just like say whatever you’re thinking if that makes sense?
Sero (1:12): people usually uh
Sero (1:13): describe what they want I guess
Sero (1:13): not that I’m like super experienced at this either fuck

—

Sero (1:13): WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Kaminari (1:14): I REPEAT WHAT IS HAPPENING

—

Todoroki (1:14): um
Todoroki (1:14): can I have an example
Todoroki (1:14): I’m so sorry

Sero (1:14): no no it’s really okay!!
Sero (1:15): ok um fuck
Sero (1:15): for example
Sero (1:15): when u sent me the first pic

Sero (1:15): I could’ve said something simple like “fuck you’re so hot” or maybe like “god this makes me wanna touch you”
Sero (1:16): both of which are true
Sero (1:16): just so u know

—

Sero (1:16): I am going to die this is the end

Kaminari (1:16): I SWEAR TO GOD HANTA

—

Todoroki (1:17): oh ok
Todoroki (1:17): so just tell the truth right

Sero (1:17): right yes

Todoroki (1:18): okay well
Todoroki (1:18): the picture you sent me makes me want to come over and get rid of the rest of your clothes myself

—

Sero (1:19): holy
Sero (1:19): holy shit

Kaminari (1:19): I’m not talking to you ever again oh my god

Sero (1:20): SCREENSHOT SENT

Kaminari (1:20): HOLY SHIT
Kaminari (1:20): WHAT DID YOU SAY

Sero (1:20): NOTHING YET

Kaminari (1:21): OMFG YOU IDIOT GET BACK IN THERE

Sero (1:21): WHAT DO I SAY
Sero (1:21): DO I INVITE HIM OVER??? HE SAID HE WANTED TO COME OVER

Kaminari (1:22): GOD NO
Kaminari (1:22): UNLESS YOU WANT HIS FIRST IMPRESSION TO BE YOU LASTING THIRTY SECONDS AFTER YOUR PANTS ARE OFF /MAYBE/

Sero (1:22): jfc good point ok

—

Sero (1:22): oh
Sero (1:22): yes exactly uh
Sero (1:22): youre a natural jesus

Todoroki (1:22): it wasn’t too much?

Sero (1:23): no god not at all
Sero (1:23): if im insufferable tomorrow just know it’s ur fault for boosting my ego

Todoroki (1:23): I don’t think you could ever be insufferable

Sero (1:24): oh
Sero (1:24): o kay

Todoroki (1:24): do you want another picture?
Todoroki (1:24): I took off my shirt and I want to show you
Todoroki (1:25): if that’s okay

Sero (1:25): god yes please

—

Sero (1:25): SCREENSHOT SENT
Sero (1:25): I told him to just say what’s on his mind and now he’s actually gonna give me a heart attack

Kaminari (1:26): omfg rest in pieces you’re not gonna last the night

—

Todoroki (1:27): IMAGE SENT
Todoroki (1:27): here you go

Sero (1:27): IMAGE RECEIVED
Sero (1:27): holyjdjsjdjxjha
Sero (1:28): god you
Sero (1:28): youre so fucking pretty it’s unreal oh my god

Todoroki (1:28): pretty?

Sero (1:28): ahhhh sorry is that not ok to say?

Todoroki (1:29): no it’s ok I just
Todoroki (1:29): im not used to it yet I guess
Todoroki (1:29): but I think like it

Sero (1:29): ok good bc you’re seriously gorgeous
Sero (1:29): like
Sero (1:29): fucj

Todoroki (1:30): thanks :)
Todoroki (1:30): I think you are too

Sero (1:30): skdjdjdjsj
Sero (1:30): god uh thank you

Todoroki (1:31): how many pictures am I allowed to send?
Todoroki (1:31): I don’t want to cross a line

Sero (1:31): omfg as many as you want

—

Sero (1:31): HEY SIRI HOW DO YOU TELL IF YOURE DREAMING OR NOT

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Kaminari (1:29): is anybody else getting live updates because this is amazing

Midoriya (1:30): NO
Midoriya (1:30): Shouto stopped replying to me after I said sero looked hot
Midoriya (1:31): so much for needing my advice
Midoriya (1:31): what’s happening

Kaminari (1:31): dw dude I think hanta told him what to do
Kaminari (1:31): seems like he’s really figuring it out quickly and idk if hanta can keep up lmao

Midoriya (1:32): omg

Mina (1:32): no one is shocked
Mina (1:32): we knew this was uncharted territory when we entered

Kirishima (1:33): not to change but the subject but
Kirishima (1:33): bakugou is acting so weird about this
Kirishima (1:33): you guys don’t think he likes Todoroki or something do u?

Mina (1:34): bless your heart

Kaminari (1:34): are you serious

Midoriya (1:34): Kirishima—

Kirishima (1:31): what??
Kirishima (1:32): oh god is it hanta does he like hanta
Kirishima (1:32): I don’t think I can handle this

Mina (1:32): how did he get even further off the mark

Kaminari (1:33): world’s densest rock

—

Bakugou (1:33): you know I can see over your shoulder right
Bakugou (1:33): I can’t believe you think I like /half-n-half/ jfc

Kirishima (1:34): CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME SILENT TREATMENT AND JUST SPEAK TO ME LIKE A PERSON WE ARE 6 INCHES APART

Bakugou (1:35): no. bite me.

—

Todoroki (1:33): IMAGE SENT

[image of Todoroki lying on his bed in boxer briefs with an obvious hard on tenting the front of the material]

Sero (1:34): IMAGE RECEIVED
Sero (1:34): oh my godkdkcijs
Sero (1:34): fuck
Sero (1:34): fuck fuck fuck there’s no way you’re real

Todoroki (1:35): what do you mean?

Sero (1:35): youre so attractive I could die right here right now

Todoroki (1:35): id really rather you didn’t

Sero (1:35): fair
Sero (1:35): I’ll reluctantly accept that
Sero (1:36): what would u like me to do instead?

Todoroki (1:36): touch me

Todoroki (1:37): sero, are you ok? I heard a loud bang coming from your side of the wall
Todoroki (1:39): ... hanta?

Sero (1:40): YEAH SORRY
Sero (1:40): I threw my phone
Sero (1:40): across the room
Sero (1:40): on accident

Todoroki (1:41): accident

Sero (1:41): you caught me by surprise ok ahhhh

Todoroki (1:41): youre the one that asked the question

Sero (1:41): thats beside the point
Sero (1:42): youre the one that’s so pretty it makes me forget basic motor functions so this is really on you

Todoroki (1:42): oh
Todoroki (1:42): (:
Todoroki (1:43): well if you’re having trouble you could always send me another picture and I’ll do the talking

Sero (1:43): jesus I thought you didn’t know how to do this

Todoroki (1:43): I don’t really but it’s fun

Sero (1:44): yeah
Sero (1:44): yeah it is
Sero (1:44): ok hang on
Sero (1:44): uhhh is it ok if I take my jeans off too?

Todoroki (1:44): I mean wish you’d take off everything but if you want to leave something on I understand

Sero (1:45): jeSUS OKAY

Sero (1:48): IMAGE SENT

[image of sero in his boxer briefs, sitting on the bed with his back against the wall and his hand dipping into his underwear, cupping his erection]

Todoroki (1:48): IMAGE RECEIVED

Todoroki (1:50): I
Todoroki (1:50): um
Todoroki (1:50): wow

Sero (1:50): uh
Sero (1:50): good wow?

Todoroki (1:51): wow as in
Todoroki (1:51): i can’t see it as much as I want but it looks big through your underwear and I kind of want to put it in my mouth

Sero (1:53): you want to—
Sero (1:53): Jesus Christ

Todoroki (1:54): too much?

Sero (1:54): god no please don’t stop you’re amazinf

Todoroki (1:55): oh good
Todoroki (1:55): can I touch myself or is that weird?

Sero (1:56): omfg pls
Sero (1:56): I want you to so bad

Todoroki (1:56): thank you <3

Sero (1:57): tell me how it feels?

Todoroki (1:57): sensitive
Todoroki (1:58): it’s better than usual because I’m pretending it’s you

Sero (1:58): fuck
Sero (1:58): i

Todoroki (1:59): IMAGE SENT

Sero (1:59): IMAGE RECEIEVED

Sero (2:01): holy shit
Sero (2:01): how is your cock literally perfect

Todoroki (2:01): fuck
Todoroki (2:02): I think I liked that

Sero (2:02): really??

Todoroki (2:02): yeah
Todoroki (2:02): um
Todoroki (2:02): are you doing this too?

Sero (2:03): yeah
Sero (2:03): I am

—

Kaminari (2:00): okay now it’s gotten suspiciously quiet

Midoriya (2:02): I guess they’ve figured it out on their own then

Mina (2:03): I’m so proud <3

—

Todoroki (2:04): good
Todoroki (2:04): I like being the one you’re thinking about

Sero (2:05): me too
Sero (2:05): but thinking about you makes it almost too good
Sero (2:05): I have to go so slow and light or I’m not gonna last

Todoroki (2:06): oh
Todoroki (2:06): really?

Sero (2:06): of course
Sero (2:06): youre like kind of amazing u know
Sero (2:06): have I mentioned that already

Todoroki (2:07): a few times but that’s ok
Todoroki (2:07): I’m um
Todoroki (2:07): I’m smiling a lot
Todoroki (2:07): is that normal?

Sero (2:08): I’m not sure but it’s fucking cute
Sero (2:08): god I feel so lucky rn

Todoroki (2:08): me too
Todoroki (2:08): and I wouldn’t mind if you
Todoroki (2:09): went fast
Todoroki (2:09): just so you know

Sero (2:09): ahhh I’m not ready for this to be over yet tho

Sero (2:09): unless u are of course!!

Todoroki (2:09): no no I just mean in general
Todoroki (2:09): like next time or in person or anything
Todoroki (2:10): I won’t be upset. Just flattered.

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Sero (2:11): holy fucking shit

Kaminari (2:11): done??

Sero (2:11): no but

Kaminari (2:11): ew quit texting me with a hard dick

Sero (2:11): bro he said NEXT TIME
Sero (2:11): or IN PERSON

Kaminari (2:12): oh holy shit
Kaminari (2:12): I need so many details

Kaminari (2:13): but like AFTER you finish god pls go

—

Todoroki (2:14): hanta?

Sero (2:14): sorry sorry I’m here I just
Sero (2:14): I can’t believe you wanna do this again with me
Sero (2:14): this cant be real life

Todoroki (2:15): of course I do
Todoroki (2:15): dont you?

Sero (2:15): god yes
Sero (2:15): like so much

Todoroki (2:16): oh good okay
Todoroki (2:16): thats a relief
Todoroki (2:16): sorry for assuming though, that was rude of me

Sero (2:17): no worries at all
Sero (2:17): ur assumption was more than correct anyway

Todoroki (2:17): now I’m smiling again

Sero (2:18): fuck thats
Sero (2:18): hey shouto?

Todoroki (2:18): yes?

Sero (2:18): if we’re still telling the truth about what we’re thinking and all that
Sero (2:18): I kind of
Sero (2:19): really fucking want to kiss you right now