funniest scenes from killing eve; a thread

EVE BEING SO DRAMATIC

the way she kept eating even after carolyn stared at her sjsjnc

because im sensational? OH yEs oF cOuRse

massive PENDULOUS breast

is this what straight marriage looks like?

Daddy K was so proud of his haircut

NO I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU A DICK SWAB

this TOOK ME OUT

carolyn martens rat story

THE LAUGH

SEBASTIAN’S ORGASM SJSJSN

not the old lady congratulating her on her nonexistent orgasm

did you know about his wife? mhm. you? mhm. THOSE POOR KIDS

frank just sitting there listening to eve’s very gay description of villanelle

konstantin took a shit in villanelles hotel room and NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT

wanna hear about her tits ?

when he snatched the hoodie off after villanelle insulted him SHSND

LOOK AT THE SAUSAGES

like you shot frank BANG in the head

THE SCREAM WHEN SHE RAN HER OVER SKJSNS

eve literally dropped him hauled ass

the way he slurped the french fry down his throat

kenny not knowing how to spell OKSANA

“so sorry you have to see this” SHE HAD TO HOLD FRANK SKSNDN

eve screaming “HELP” out the window and yelling “YAYAYA” took me out

villanelle telling eve she won’t look then 2 seconds later SHE LOOKS

“I will eat anything” pun definitely intended

the pout KILLED ME

“is that a sweater attached to a shirt?” VILLANELLE CANT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY

“1 2 3... 4” I STILL CANT BELIEVE THIS WAS AN ACTUALLY SCENE

THANKS EVE THAT WAS DELICIOUS

the zoom on kenny is what SENT ME

a man is about to die and carolyn is worrying about getting pudding ssjdj

the way he fell was SO DRAMATIC

“I have children” “I don’t want your children” SHDNND

villanelle slapping frank was 10/10 content

I HAD TO USE MY TITS sjndnd

the way she slapped the prison guard back SJSNSD

elena said hell no to chasing down an assassin

eve beating niko up will never not be funny

“and when you say tit...” THIS WENT RIGHT OVER CAROLYN’S HEAD

this prison guard was faking it she definitely wanted to see villanelle bending over

“I told everyone you were a BIG TASTY lady but your fanny SMELLS” SJSJS

UP MY ARSE

carolyn didn’t have to come for eve like this SJSND

NYET! mmm yes

one of the best lines

the woman on the computer is SENDING ME

villanelle TRYING and FAILING to seduce the prison guard

I shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this

she didn’t even answer him before shooting him JSNSN

konstantin threw a cup at her hit her with a log and flipped her off that’s comedy gold

eve walked off like yeah that bitch lying

EVE SCISSORING WITH HER FINGERS

THE ZOOM ON CAROLYN’S FACE WAS SO UNNECESSARY

villanelle arguing with a child is the most villanelle thing she has done

this scene is so chaotic and i love it

why did villanelle let irina play her like this lmao

WHAT WOULD GOD SAY?

EVE WAS NOT PLAYING WITH HIM

“can I put it back?” “YES yeah p-put it back” I’m dying

that’s right ladies A CHILD COULD DIE

the cheese puff scene

villanelle asking eve did she throw a party and apologized by telling her she gave her nice clothes

“I mean I masturbate about you a lot” nothing will ever top this line

EVE THREW THE KNIFE LIKE THAT WAS GOING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM

the old lady came back just to say this IM SCREAMING

“I think I might have killed her” SHE SAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PROPOSAL

she just threw herself in front of a car no biggie

who gets this excited over stickers

the crocs I FELT THAT

“I’ve never seen him before in my life” I WHEEZED

this lady was definitely a karen

THE FACE VILLANELLE MADE SJSNS