Werewolf Kirishima rooming with human Bakugo, Bakugo knows he's a werewolf, or at least suspects it, but Kirishima is ADAMANT that he's definitely not a werewolf, nope, no werewolf here, i have no idea what u mean by "where the fuck is all the dog fur coming from then" idk man!!!

Starts with an ad on craigslist "Roomate wanted, don't give a fuck about references, just pay your damn rent on time and clean up after yourself an we'll be good"

Kirishima is HYPED because A: he gets out from his parents place and B: NO REFERENCES NEEDED, hell yeah.

a normal person would probably be suuuuuuper hesitant about responding to that ad, but eeyyy he's a werewolf, the fuck is this weird antisocial bitch baby gonna do to him?

Apparently make him suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper flustered, the puppy love is real holy fuck is this human pretty.

but humans aren't SUPPOSED to know werewolves exist, so he's gotta curbstomp his instincts into the ground cause yeah, the guy opened the door like it'd insulted his ancestors and the way it shook against the frame had Kirishima all a flutter inside.

so fuckin manly bro.

it's a few weeks in when Bakugo starts............noticing......... things.....

the fur is one thing, neither of them have a dog but eeyyy that's dog hair, coarse, not fine or soft, big dog, definitely hasn't SEEN a dog in the apartment, and YET!!!!

second....... second is the faint smell of wet dog every time Kirishima gets out of the shower.

it's not a BAD smell, it's mixed with the redheads body wash which actually smells alright, like oranges... kinda like the dog shampoo he used to bathe his childhood pom with...

third... third was the cats in the neighbourhood.

they fucking HATED Kirishima, Bakugo used to feed one all the time, came back daily, he actually thought about adopting it at one point before he got a roommate, but NOPE, hiss hiss and bolt the second they see the big dope.

He's seen Kirishima staring straight at a squirrel too, locked on, like that dumbass from Up, he can almost hear the "SQUIRREL" go off in Kirishima's head.

Only explanation? Werewolf.

okay so... there were many explanations, but werewolf was more interesting than all of them.

Fourth...... teeth.

Ok so this one should have definitely been numero uno, but Deku told him people can easily file their teeth it's not hard to get done

But hhhhh teefs, they made his chest do the flippies an that's never happened before so, gotta be some weird werewolf magic.

He'd tried bringing it up in conversation, but his version of subtle is too much like having a brick thrown in your face, so Kirishima always seemed to get the gist of where the conversation was going and bolt before saying anything.

Coincidence? Bakugo thinks not.

Final straw? Kirishima Ejirou was indestructible.

In a very stressful and panic inducing 10 seconds, Kirishima was hit by a truck.

A big truck, a truck big enough to erase a person.

Kirishima stood right back up cheerfully yelled "I'm ok!!!" And continued his trek to the shop.

Either werewolf, alien, or God.

Bakugo was hoping for werewolf.

For purely "HAH, I was right you stupid fucking shrub" purposes only. He hadn't at all searched the web for werewolf knowledge, and hadn't even remotely come across porn on the subject.

Definitely hadn't scrolled deeper into that rabbit hole not even a little bit, nope.

Okay so, Bakugo KNEW, it was probably wont to be horny over your roommate who may or may not be a werewolf, but could anyone BLAME him? The guy was like, 6'8 and built like a brick shit house, there were muscles ONTOP of his muscles.

He was but a poor gay soul.

A poor gay soul who'd been voluntarily celibate since his 18th birthday when he'd woken up next to Denki hungover and nearly had a stroke.

they'd promised each other to never speak of it ever again and that was that, it'd taken two fucking weeks for the hickeys to go away.

not to say that Kaminari wasn't cute, he was very cute, they'd just known each other since first year of high school and had long since friend-zoned each other.

Could have been worse though, he could have woken up next to the fucking shrub.

Okay, Izuku wasn't bad either, but he'd known Deku since he was in diapers, he'd taken BATHS with the guy as a toddler, so that was like brother-zoned.

They were brother-zoned.

Kirishima was 100% free to hornee over, plus he's SURE he heard the dumbass say his name in his sleep

not even SAY his name either, it'd been a full on whimper, a lil gaspy whimper in the middle of the night while Bakugo had been up to get a glass of water.

He'd needed a much larger glass of water after hearing that.

Bakugo had been tempted to bat his own little moan back in return but at the risk of a horny werewolf ripping through his wall, while hotter than the surface of the SUN, it was probably a bad idea, not only would he lose the security deposit...

He hadn't bought lube in years.