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If Liverpool nightclubs were Premier League teams - A Thread
Arsenal - Brooklyn mixer:
Not popular anymore, full of nobheads spending too much and arguing with each other. No longer competative on the biggest nights of the week.
Not popular anymore, full of nobheads spending too much and arguing with each other. No longer competative on the biggest nights of the week.
Aston Villa = Fusion
All round shit show that nobody will miss when its gone.
All round shit show that nobody will miss when its gone.
Burnley -Spoons
Old fashioned, cheap and refuses to adapt to the times.
Full of brexit supporters like yer da.
Old fashioned, cheap and refuses to adapt to the times.
Full of brexit supporters like yer da.
Brighton - GBar
Always abit of a goof and a laugh, known to ruffle a few feathers but never really taken too seriously.
Always abit of a goof and a laugh, known to ruffle a few feathers but never really taken too seriously.
Bournemouth - The Caledonia
Hipster pub that thinks its mint because it plays jazz, done well to stay open this long
Hipster pub that thinks its mint because it plays jazz, done well to stay open this long
Chelsea - Ink
Weird atmosphere with VIP boxes full of wetwhipes that spent over the odds to look relevant.
Weird atmosphere with VIP boxes full of wetwhipes that spent over the odds to look relevant.
Crystal Palace - Invisible Wind Factory.
No one really knows what the fucks going on but they’re enjoying the ride.
No one really knows what the fucks going on but they’re enjoying the ride.
Everton - Einstein
Abit shit and literally in Levels shadow. Always prone to paying over the odds whilst there.
Abit shit and literally in Levels shadow. Always prone to paying over the odds whilst there.
Leicester - Pop world.
Was good at the start of the night but its abit shit by the end.
Everyones on WKDs and starting fights.
Was good at the start of the night but its abit shit by the end.
Everyones on WKDs and starting fights.
Liverpool - Level.
You hate to admit it but probably the biggest club in the city, with a quality setup. Gets a bad rep because the bouncers are unbearable.
You hate to admit it but probably the biggest club in the city, with a quality setup. Gets a bad rep because the bouncers are unbearable.
City - Peacocks
You spend over the odds on drinks and no one turns up.
You spend over the odds on drinks and no one turns up.
United - The raz
Has a loyal backing but has been abit shit recently, could be on the up with new management to literally get rid of the dead wood.
Everyone in there stinks of piss
Has a loyal backing but has been abit shit recently, could be on the up with new management to literally get rid of the dead wood.
Everyone in there stinks of piss
Newcastle - Heebies.
Always been a big club but in abit of an identity crisis. With the right management and investment could be one of the top clubs
Always been a big club but in abit of an identity crisis. With the right management and investment could be one of the top clubs
Norwich - The Crafty Chandler
Because what the fuck are you even doing here?
Because what the fuck are you even doing here?
Sheff U - Mccoleys
Solid night out, nothing particularly special but everyone has a soft spot for them.
Solid night out, nothing particularly special but everyone has a soft spot for them.
Southampton - Arts Club
Literal feeder club that often looses its best assests to bigger ones. You know of them but dont really know anyone that goes there.
Literal feeder club that often looses its best assests to bigger ones. You know of them but dont really know anyone that goes there.
Spurs - Baa Bar.
Was on a good run but made too many changes turning it stale. (especially stopping free entry, you bastards)
Was on a good run but made too many changes turning it stale. (especially stopping free entry, you bastards)
Watford - Black Rabbit
Abit shit and irrelevant. You dont really have an opinion on them and are only interested when nothing else is on.
Abit shit and irrelevant. You dont really have an opinion on them and are only interested when nothing else is on.
West ham - Woodys
Full of old people attempting to cling to their youth with dated taste. Prone to starting fights and chewing your ears off about the good old days.
Full of old people attempting to cling to their youth with dated taste. Prone to starting fights and chewing your ears off about the good old days.
Wolves - Revs
Continental vibe that everyone respects and appreciates. Classy night out
Continental vibe that everyone respects and appreciates. Classy night out
Honourable Mention:
Leeds = The Tube 80s bar.
Style was good back in the day but is long past it. Being located on Matthew street means its cant seriously still be thought as a big club anymore. Only do cans as theyve got no bottles.
Leeds = The Tube 80s bar.
Style was good back in the day but is long past it. Being located on Matthew street means its cant seriously still be thought as a big club anymore. Only do cans as theyve got no bottles.
