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if dazai and chuuya were able to have a normal childhood/highschool experience
a long ass thread brought to you by kya ( @chvvyaluvbot) and i:
a long ass thread brought to you by kya ( @chvvyaluvbot) and i:
- skip class all. the. time.
- stick n poke tatoos at 2 am
- “hey wanna do something stupid”
- secret stoners
- dazai would ask chuuya if the shmeed can kill him
- “are you fucking stupid of course not” and SMACKS him
- dazai is philosophical high and chuuya is dumb n sad high
- stick n poke tatoos at 2 am
- “hey wanna do something stupid”
- secret stoners
- dazai would ask chuuya if the shmeed can kill him
- “are you fucking stupid of course not” and SMACKS him
- dazai is philosophical high and chuuya is dumb n sad high
- dazai explains the whole world in 5 minutes and chuuyas like 
- dazai trynf to explain why all their life choices led to to this moment
- "we're only friends because i helped my mom rake leaves when i was seven once. do u ever think about that. if that didn't happen i-
- dazai trynf to explain why all their life choices led to to this moment
- "we're only friends because i helped my mom rake leaves when i was seven once. do u ever think about that. if that didn't happen i-
-might not be friends with you”
- “shut tf up”
- if one of them gets broken up with and the other is like Hey ur not allowed to be sad. do u wanna go get quesadillas from taco bell. i can get u a quesadilla from taco bell.
- “shut tf up”
- if one of them gets broken up with and the other is like Hey ur not allowed to be sad. do u wanna go get quesadillas from taco bell. i can get u a quesadilla from taco bell.
- and then brings them home to wrap up in a blanket and cry to a movie while eating taco bell.
- the movie is Elf
- "this is fucking stupid i hate this movie thank you for doing this"
- they’d steal shopping carts and ride around in them all night
- the movie is Elf
- "this is fucking stupid i hate this movie thank you for doing this"
- they’d steal shopping carts and ride around in them all night
- dazai would throw a houseparty while his family is away
- "WHICH ONE OF YOU MFS...SNITCHED ON ME TO MY MOOOOOOM???"
- atsushi in the corner like
- also aku dragged him there
- “its dazai-san’s party we are GOING”
- "WHICH ONE OF YOU MFS...SNITCHED ON ME TO MY MOOOOOOM???"
- atsushi in the corner like
- also aku dragged him there
- “its dazai-san’s party we are GOING”
- they have alcohol & atsushis like haha no now where do u keep ur caprisuns
- dazai brought them out before the party j for him
- “you got these,,,,for me,,,,
”
- its either caprisuns or like chocolate milk
- "do u maybe have the chocolate syrup stuff?"
-“this is a party.”
- dazai brought them out before the party j for him
- “you got these,,,,for me,,,,
”- its either caprisuns or like chocolate milk
- "do u maybe have the chocolate syrup stuff?"
-“this is a party.”
- on the rare occasion that atsushi does get drunk, hes SO affectionate
- he’d b in tears like I am So GRATEFUL....TO HAVE U ALL AS MY FRIENDS....EVEN THOUFH U ALL DO STUPID SHIT....AND I GET INJURED A LOT...I LOVE U...THANK U ALL FOR being My FRIENDS!!!!
- he’d b in tears like I am So GRATEFUL....TO HAVE U ALL AS MY FRIENDS....EVEN THOUFH U ALL DO STUPID SHIT....AND I GET INJURED A LOT...I LOVE U...THANK U ALL FOR being My FRIENDS!!!!
- chuuya’s like “pls...go to sleep”
- dazai pats him on the head “chuuya take the child home pls”
- yosano is the Mom drunk
- makes sure everyone else is in bed & everythings cleaned up before she goes to sleep
- dazai pats him on the head “chuuya take the child home pls”
- yosano is the Mom drunk
- makes sure everyone else is in bed & everythings cleaned up before she goes to sleep
- akutagawa dissociates when he’s drunk
- he b like Am I Real
- atsushi is there for moral support
- chuuya is abt to beat the shit out of dazai for no good reason and atsushi’s like hehe what if we dont do that!
- he b like Am I Real
- atsushi is there for moral support
- chuuya is abt to beat the shit out of dazai for no good reason and atsushi’s like hehe what if we dont do that!
- atsushi tries to break it up but instead starts to break down and yosano has to step in
- chuuya to dazai: i am going to kick your ACTUAL ass. i am going to beat u up.
- atsushi: i am going to call the police i think
- chuuya to dazai: i am going to kick your ACTUAL ass. i am going to beat u up.
- atsushi: i am going to call the police i think
- dazai is like Oh ur gonna beat me up ???? ur gonna fight me???? can u fucking REACH me???
- chuuya goes for his kneecaps
- dazai just does that thing where his arms are long enough to prevent chuuya from actually hitting him
- chuuya goes for his kneecaps
- dazai just does that thing where his arms are long enough to prevent chuuya from actually hitting him
- holds him by the head at arms length like “yall hear sumn?
- they're the friends that let the other pretend to beat them up to impress girls
- "dude u can hit me its ok. no she'll think its cool i'm TELLING u"
- atsushi not wanting to punch anyone cuz he feels bad
- they're the friends that let the other pretend to beat them up to impress girls
- "dude u can hit me its ok. no she'll think its cool i'm TELLING u"
- atsushi not wanting to punch anyone cuz he feels bad
- “but what if i hurt you”
- chuuya being like atsushi U CAN punch me i will be ok
- atsushis like but what if i just get her flowers or something
- dazai is already punching akutagawa
- “HE SAID I COULD”
- “i said that to ATSUSHI YOU DUMBFUCK”
”- chuuya being like atsushi U CAN punch me i will be ok
- atsushis like but what if i just get her flowers or something
- dazai is already punching akutagawa
- “HE SAID I COULD”
- “i said that to ATSUSHI YOU DUMBFUCK”
- and then chuuya and dazai scare away the girls bc theyre busy arguing
- dazai simp as fuck
- dazai would b like No Come Back Please I will buy the entire world for You Woman
- dazai simp as fuck
- dazai would b like No Come Back Please I will buy the entire world for You Woman
in conclusion they are dumbass teenagers end thread.
