Thread by @Ebuka__N, This life. You're unable to concentrate, worried your madam hasn't buzzed you [...]

Ebuka__N

This life. You& #39;re unable to concentrate, worried your madam hasn& #39;t buzzed you or replied your texts all day. Tried her 3 lines but they& #39;re busy/switched off. Messages are delivering but no one& #39;s responding.

The next day, she responds by 2pm, saying she hasn& #39;t had network all day & all her phones went bad at once. You accept & play it cool bc, & #39;World& #39;s Best Boyfriend& #39; not knowing that& #39;s the beginning of the end.

You try asking how her day& #39;s been, she tells you she& #39;s really tired & wants to sleep. Few hours later, you try dropping a sweet text she& #39;d wake up to bc, & #39;World& #39;s Best BF& #39; but you notice she& #39;s online. Dial her number & it& #39;s busy, yet again.

The conversations get shorter & shorter from her end & you can& #39;t complain bc, understanding guy not knowing you& #39;re gradually falling into the self-dating pit. You try meeting up to try & talk but as usual, she& #39;s always busy & not in the mood.

Her best friends bring up you guys& #39; matter to her bc you love & don& #39;t want to lose her but she tells them she& #39;s just stressed. Again, you accept & allow baby girl breathe bc, most understanding man.

The next week, her other friend sees you & asks how you& #39;re holding up with the breakup. You& #39;re looking at her, confused bc you don& #39;t know what the hell she& #39;s on about. You try calling to find out but all numbers are busy. Your neck starts getting hot.

You use your homeboy& #39;s phone to be sure she& #39;s fine & she picks at the 3rd ring.

& #39;Hello? Julie, it& #39;s me Ken. Been trying to re.......

& #39; Ken, I& #39;m sorry. I can& #39;t anymore. It& #39;s not you, it& #39;s me. I need to focus on me more& #39;.

And she hangs up. Out of confusion, you faint.

5 mins later, you wake up to people shouting & #39;pour am water& #39;. You tell them you& #39;re fine & find your way home. For the next 3 weeks, you& #39;re listening to & #39;Ain& #39;t Thinking about you& #39; by Chris Brown & Bow Wow when you& #39;re doing the opposite. On repeat.

One month later, you see a picture of her on your TL. You expand the tweet only to see her spotting one big ass rock on her 4th left finger. Everyone starts asking why your eyes are red & you tell them you& #39;re reacting to your phone& #39;s brightness.

The game is the game.

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