it is high camp that patty hewes is positioned as the lawyers to end all lawyers in the opening moments of the damages pilot and yet when handed the phone to talk to the person she’s suing starts talking about their respective horoscopes

that’s right, I’m watching damages again for the 343rd time

also high camp: patty talking to greta van susteren. good luck, my eyes.

i think glenn and rose know the words these men wrote for them are ridiculous. and so that’s why glenn reads lines like she’s gripping a bag of cocaine in each of her jacket pockets and rose reads hers like she’s still waiting for her period.

glenn is blocked and delivering lines like evan peters in ahs: hotel.

s1 of damages and s1 of drag race share the same filters