Game pass offers Kingdom Hearts and so I now play it. @IsiahGames asked me to live tweet so I do that! Why not stream? Cause it late and family is in house. Anyway, here I go!

Pretty cylinder!

OH SHIT WATTUP WITH THAT SHADOW?! THATS A CREEPER!!!!

ITS REALLY ASKING ME TO FIGHT THIS LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR?!

IT WONT LET ME CUT THE LEGS EVEN THO THEY SHRIVELD STRING BEANS?! AND THOSE LIL TADPOLE SHADOWS ARE BEING BIRTHED FROM ITS HANDS!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think I won? It said some stuff about not being afraid and that I’ll open a door? And OH MY GOD SORA TALKS!!!!!! ITS SO WEIRD HEARING HIS VOICE!!!! I DONT THINK IVE EVER HEARD HIS VOICE ACTUALLY?!

Oh my god the children racing and it’s so anime. This game really wants u to know u in the happy times right now.

So like....why am I on an island? Where is this child’s parents? I’m sure I’ll find out later! Anyway, off to grab the supplies!

Ok. Got the stuff. Doing good. Now for a quick fight with grey haired teen! Is he a Xehanort?

I lost in duel against....zipper 4 times! And I used potion on the last one?! He doesn’t have a health bar so I dunno a how I did! Omg if the enemies don’t have a health bar that’s gonna suuuuuuuuuck

Ah shit! We got a angsty anime boy up in here!

So they dunno why their on the island either??? And why they say other worlds???

IT DONALD DUCK! AND PRETTY KINGDOM!! THIS IS WAT IM HERE FOR!!!! THE DISNEY STUFF!!!!

They did a great job on Donald and Goofys models and designs!!! Oh no we’re back on the island. But I want more Disney!!!!

Now I’m in flashback scene with lil’ sora and Kairi. Awww and he drew the star fruit! So cute!!!! Wait shadow man here! Sora run! Don’t talk to strangers! He could be a flasher!

Well I just talked to a total creep in a hidden location. A creep who should never have been able to be there and gave me an ominous warning....tone for volleyball!

I’ve decided I hate volleyball

That edgy boys name is Roku! I meant Riku but I’m probably gonna call him roku cause I think it’s funny

I’m trying to find Roku so we can get off this island and travel to Disney worlds but I can’t find the lil shit.

Oh my god it’s called “Destiny Islands”. Get it? Cause this games got some themes about destiny? I’m dead

WHERE IS ROKU?! I WANNA GET OFF THIS ISLAND!!!

OH MY GOD I RAN PAST HIM SO MANY TIMES?! AAAGH

Now I gotta name a raft. I’m resisting the urge to give it a dirty name

...omg I can’t think of anything. Imma just name it one of my ships. I’m calling it “Geraskier”

OH NO I HAVE TO RACE TO NAME IT!!!! I guess imma have to put my all into it! What sort of fan girl would I be if I didn’t name my ship after a ship!?

Oh wait no. Just gotta share a poo with Kairi

OH NO WAIT WE ARE NAIMING THE BOAT HIGHWIND SHIIIIIIT I WANNA REDO

Now I gotta go get more goddamn supplies! I just wanna get off the island and talk to goofy!!!

You can tell this was all built by children because it has no convenience or functionality outside of “hey wouldnt this be fun?” IM GROWINF BITTER BECAUSE I CANT FIND COCONUTS!!!

Kairi is making a necklace to make sure the three of them never get separated. I feel like this is setting up something. But what?

WHERE ARE THE COCUNUTS?! PLEASE TELL ME THIS GAME ISNT JUST FETCH QUESTS!!!!

I looked it up and learned u gotta keep hitting trees until yellow cocunuts fall and I hate everything

Full disclosure, my displeasure thus far is likely due more to hunger than to the game itself

Ok I gave her the stuff and now it’s the cutscene. So like how old are these kids? Cause I thought Kairi was like 14 but her voice acctress sounds eight

OH THIS LIBRARY LOOKS SO COOL!And Mickeys leaving a cryptic message! Omg Minnie and daisy look so dead eyed.

Now goofy and Donald are going off to fine a key blade dude who I guess is sora and there are other worlds and they gotta keep theirs a secret and hominy is with them and there are chipmunks and a big machine with giant gloves and a rocket????

WAIT THEIR WORLD IS JUST A FLOATING PALACE?!

OH MH GOD SORA DOES HAVE A MOM?! HIM AND THE OTHERS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED OR SOMETHING?! THIS ADDS A WHOLE NEW CONTEXT!!!!

My swords not doing any damage to the shadow creatures?! Is this because it’s a wooden sword???

OH SHIT ROKU TURNED TO THE DARKNESS AND OPENED A PORTAL! AND SORA GOT A MOTHAFUCKIN KEYBLADE!!!!

THIS MUSIC IS GETTING ME HYPED AS FUUUUUUUUUCK

The secret place has a door! Omg did he mean that wood door was opened?!

KAIRI DISSAPEARED LITERALLY?!

THE ISLAND IS BEING DESTROYED, I FACED THE BIG MONSTER, AND STARS ARE WORLDS?!

PLUTO FOUND SORA AND NOW IM FINALLY IN A FULL ON DISNEY GAME!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!

Ok. I made it to Traverse Town. Imma stop for the night! Might stream this game later this week! Would definitely be preferable to live tweeting lmao. Hope @IsiahGames or some other nerd got a kick out of this thread lmao