Open relationships can’t be healthy, imagine coming home from a long day of work and another niggas has already pre-heated your bed?

Going into your bathroom the next morning to see another niggas durag and an unfamiliar toothbrush, she tells you “oh he must have left it here my bad”. RAGE.

Stepping into your work toilets mid meeting to cry a little becuse how do you explain to your guys that your wife is fucking niggas half your age with athletic builds and you haven’t been gym in 2 years

Sigh up to your local gym in an attempt to win back your wife, get assigned to the biggest PT in the building. He looks at your phone lockscreen of you with the mrs and smirks, “you’re fuckin _________ too huh? Her husband doesn’t know what he’s missing”. Nah God not me.