AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I KNEW IT!!! BITTER EXES!!! PRIMARY SCHOOL EXES BUT EXES ANYWAY!!!
see this is what i meant by no dignity
pengyouception
"my friend wants to meet his friend again. but also he's scared of that" please kiss
uh yeah he did have a sad story but have you seen his huge fuckass pool? boy can afford a therapist
"don't tell anyone" how much am i betting that xia di will hear about this
she's so fucking cute in that cover omg. i can almost forgive the stupid "yeah your boss is totes going to fuck you, you should let him" thing
beyond enamoured by the thermometer that looks like a tiny gun you put to people's foreheads. the designer must have had a ball
(a look of gentle confusion)
oh, right. i forgot. romance drama. (SIGH) alright proceed
no but seriously i am VERY MUCH thinking of wangxian.
wwx: sick in bed, sleeping
lwj: tucks him in more
wwx: rolls over, accidentally tugs lwj closer, TWO CM AWAY FROM KISSING
wwx, sleepily: lan zhan...?
lwj: n no,
wwx: ah, okay. (rolls over, goes back to sleep)
is this series gonna be another tsomd when it comes to food? fuck OFF i am hungry
THERE IT ISSSSSSSSS
SOFT GUITAR-PIANO MUSIC
β™ͺ I MISS YOU TADA SHINJITERU MATA DEAERU KOTOOOOO β™ͺ I MISS YOU SORA NO HATE MADE MOOOOOO 𝘚𝘈𝘎𝘈𝘚𝘜 π˜’π˜ˆπ˜™π˜ˆ β™ͺ
I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW
alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
this is very sad and fascinating, please have office desk hate sex about it
tfw your childhood best friend tells you he's about to fuck you up big time and if that wasn't enough, your feverish assistant brains you right after she wakes up. lovely morning for fang zhiyou
YOU DO NOT TILT HER HEAD UP UNLESS YOU WANT HER TO SWALLOW HER OWN BLOOD YOU ABSOLUTE NUT
"close your mouth, look up and wait for 30 second" AND BON APPETIT
"look up and you'll feel better" NO SHE WILL NOT
why are straight people like this. HE YUWEN YOU KNOW THIS MAN, A/ DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING, B/ DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE FUCKS TO YOU?
he yuwen looks a bit like chungha when she smiles.... hhh
yy eah that's his sister.
uhhhhhhh i am NOT finding the family similarity thing as funny as the music suggests, like, ok, she was a bully, but she's what? ten? either way a child. children should not even have /thoughts/ of jumping off buildings please do NOT do your "my sister was just honest" THING, OK
you know what, the girls should also kiss about that
xia di sure does have a fancy ass of a house for a webcomic artist, especially with... how they're paid.... huh
"i'll post on weibo"

CALLOUT POST FOR FANG ZHIYOU
1. he's a large bitch
2. has a little sister who's a small bitch
3. rich. this doesn't matter but we feel he should be eaten for this anyway. look at the size of his fucking pool
this girl is cute but oh, why is she already raised to be Heterosexualβ„’
not "heterosexual" as in "orientation", but "Heterosexualβ„’" as in "thinks all men and women are automatically into each other/fucking"
am i out of the loop or is cheating really THAT common of a problem that "doesn't cheat" is a good thing???
"no honey i do not have a crush on your brother! :) by the way boss, i lied to your coworker so that she doesn't think we're fucking, because WE WERE ALONE IN A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER"
the EYES on that girl i swear 2g
BEST GIRL!!!!!!!!!
HE REALLY FUCKING LOOKED IT UP ON BAIKE
GODDDDDD ARE YOU A CEO (or something) OR A LITTLE KID god someone give him a fucking noogie
oh yes "i will find out everything about her and buy her everything she wants" is totally a way to get the girl yeah

wait

this is a romance drama

it might be.
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