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Okay I promised y& #39;all a story and I& #39;m here to deliver.
So for all those who are unfamiliar with me, I work at a kennel. Well today I had what is one of the strangest things I& #39;ve ever had happen to me since I started working here and somehow no animals are involved
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So for all those who are unfamiliar with me, I work at a kennel. Well today I had what is one of the strangest things I& #39;ve ever had happen to me since I started working here and somehow no animals are involved
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To give the layout, outside of the kennel& #39;s front office there& #39;s a parking lot then a yard dedicated to training, then the highway. This is relevant trust me.
So me, my coworkers, and the trainer get to work and find things in the front well...off.
The lock to the training yard was moved. One of the pieces of equipment in the training yard was in the parking lot. By the training yard was a dress and a very sparkly belt with a tag that said "Cash" on it.
By the front door was a rock, a box of hair dye, a bottle of anti-septic in one of our flower pots, the top to a can of hair spray, and a dead flower that matches none of the flowers we have.
So obviously, we went to the cameras and hoooo boy.
So throughout the night everything was chill until about 1:30. Then out of the corner comes a woman.
So throughout the night everything was chill until about 1:30. Then out of the corner comes a woman.
Now throughout all of what I& #39;m am about to rundown I need establish two things
First,throughout all of these events, this gal went out of her way to make sure as little of her face was caught on camera as often as possible
First,throughout all of these events, this gal went out of her way to make sure as little of her face was caught on camera as often as possible
Second, I can& #39;t pin down when things were shuffled around in the training yard due to that area not being lit
So here& #39;s the timeline. For the sake of saving characters, we& #39;ll call her Ann.
1:30- Ann immediately begins spraying herself down with hose. Still clothed. She does this for ten minutes. before going behind a pillar to take the dress off then put it back on and resumes showerin
1:30- Ann immediately begins spraying herself down with hose. Still clothed. She does this for ten minutes. before going behind a pillar to take the dress off then put it back on and resumes showerin
1:50- Stops showering to take a cigarette break, showers a little more, goes behind the other pillar to change into a different dress. Then takes it off after 5 minutes and puts on the wet one again
2:20- Ann lays on the ground and appears to starts to spray her nether regions with the hose up her dress for an uncomfortably long time. Gets up walks around for 5, resumes what she was previously doing.
At this point we decided to throw away the hose nozzle.
2:50- Sits around for a few and then changes clothes. This time into a t-shirt and shorts. She hangs up a bag on the handicapped parking sign and begins to I believe dye her hair
3:00- Changes outfits, back into the dress that ended up being left behind, she wanders around for the next 45 minutes on and off camera, at one point removing the bag from the sign. I& #39;m assuming this is when she started messing with the training yard.
Coworker: "Why can& #39;t she just do this at a gas station?"
Me: "She has probably been kicked out of several."
Me: "She has probably been kicked out of several."
I would like to note that at no point during her frequent showering was she considerate enough to water the plants. Smh.
3:45- Comes back in her shower dress, washes herself off again. Resumes wandering on and off camera.
5:10- Changes back into the shirt and shorts. She then partially unscrews the light bulbs on our lights and leaves
5:25- One of my coworkers sees someone looking similar to her walking down the highway.
5:45-Everyone working the kennel has arrived
6:15- The dog trainer arrives. Sees a woman looking similar to Ann hanging out by the firework shop next door, then getting into a black pickup truck.
6:15- The dog trainer arrives. Sees a woman looking similar to Ann hanging out by the firework shop next door, then getting into a black pickup truck.
So I cannot BEGIN to parse what in the absolute fuck went down last. It& #39;s clear she& #39;s done this before. How often has she done it here? Is she homeless? A lady of the evening? A connoisseur of meth?
Why leave the rock by the door? When did she leave the rock by the door? Why& #39;d she dye her hair. Why did she change her clothes so many damn times? Why did she leave the dry dress behind and not the wet one? Why& #39;d she fuck around with the training yard?
Why did she spray her crotch for so damn long (nobody answer that one)? How& #39;d the anti-septic get in the flower pot? Who was in the pickup truck? Is she okay?
So many questions that I may never have answered.
So many questions that I may never have answered.
