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Things you have advised a client that were not legal advice:
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Iâll start:
1. Take your hands out of your pockets or the Judge will shout at you
2. Donât joke about having a witness killed
3. Stop shouting âLYING CUNTâ while I am cross examining please
Your entries below
Iâll start:
1. Take your hands out of your pockets or the Judge will shout at you
2. Donât joke about having a witness killed
3. Stop shouting âLYING CUNTâ while I am cross examining please
4. Please donât come to this sentencing hearing off your head on pills like you did last time. Itâs Court not a rave
5. No, I will not give the Judge your number. No, she wasnât looking at you like *that*
6. Stop calling the Judge âloveâ.
7. You canât take dairylea into prison
5. No, I will not give the Judge your number. No, she wasnât looking at you like *that*
6. Stop calling the Judge âloveâ.
7. You canât take dairylea into prison
8. That bike, the one you cycled to Court on? Well the police have just seized it and want to interview you for handling stolen goods. Well done, doofus
9. I donât believe the screws let you travel to Court with a rolly and clipper under your ball bag, no. It doesnât matter how many times you say it - and no you are NOT lighting up in the conference room. Iâm sorry itâs âtaking agesâ.
10. This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, and Iâve heard someone try to mitigate on behalf of a serial commercial burglar who is registered blind.
11. The police told me youâve been picking your bum and painting the walls of your cell. So no, I wonât shake your hand, and would you please wash your hands and stop doing it?
Ah, you didnât see the massive camera in the corner of the cell?
Ah, you didnât see the massive camera in the corner of the cell?
