Sorry, I got over excited. It's Thursday he's coming not tomorrow.

Wife has just told me to,
"Calm down and do some proper work"
Idiot son has sent me a message thanking me for persuading his boss !

He has asked me if there is anything he can bring me from the UK. I've requested HP Sauce.
The Mayor is with us here, he has dropped in for a small apéro. It seems the entire Mayor's office is now following this. He has no idea how they are all going to keep straight faces when 'you know who' turns up on Friday. One lady has switched her day off to be there.
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