"Oh god I live there!"
"Oh God that's three months away!!!"
"this movie was ass"
"It was but i liked the ending lol"
"THAT ENDING WAS SHIT"
"here comes Zach"
SAMSON: Let's just hit the random page button on the yugioh wiki until we find something good
TONY: three years later
"He's realized he's in a music video!"
"a boy band music video"
"oh god, Neo Brockhampton is outside, they're all white now..!"
SAMSON: WH- YOU'RE NOT CREDITING ME WITH THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER MADE
SAMSON: whore
TONY: *kisses u*
ZACH: stop stop you're just proving his point!
SAMSON: *bites ur bottom lip*
ZACH: what the fuck?
TONY: wait my bottom lip or yours
SAMSON: yours?? why the fuck would i bite my own Wait what is this card
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