Satan is hiding somewhere in Pretoria, I tell you. Decided to attend a Venture driver's funeral ko Winterveldt

#Magezafuneral Thread

Ai Bofebe ba Pitori ko di funeral, why is this province not a country on its own mara, Sheba fela Hammanskraal and Sgandaf

Funeral ya di venture driver is like perfect wedding ya dibikers

Maahn I decided to go to a funeral ka daar Sgandaf. Just to see gore funeral ya venture driver dintshang, modimo did I not regret it later

Got to the funeral banna golla sghubu, muthafuckas ka diquartz, diGay le bo ausi basa aparang dipanty

Go busy go busy,, ke le ema ema two e tswere plate ya nama ba batla taste. Ka na dipitsa di mo mollong

Convoy to the cemetry moer, muthafuckas are racing. Spinning the ventures daar kana grannies ba nametse ka fo gare. You can just imagine trauma le di BP going up

Bruh I aint gonna allow that kind of shit at my funeral. I'm gonna wake up and call the bastards to order

So now the coffin out of the hearse, ventures playing dighubu tsa Pitori. Muthafuckas don't give a shit bruh but I love the music, I'm there nodding my head like house head

Before the coffin was even lowered some bastard already had a spade in his hands. No hymn, no prayer no soil throwing from the family

Pastor asked for a hymn. Mageza was on some "Lena difebe thomang kosha daar, nie so harele nyobe vandag". Where's the respect? Yebanna just like that

Pastor asked for a hymn ai shit I heard "Eddie warona robala ka kgotso, ore nyobile resa nagana". I wanted to bury myself same time

Ok fine two hymnsnyana atleast. I'm shocked like hell. TF is this?

Let's bow our heads and pray. Some bitch is asking for condoms SMH. Sghubu santse se dlala ntate. I'm not expecting such behavior from blacks,,colords yah

Hahaha as the pastor was praying these other mageza is like "fetsa re batlo go nwa " After a very short prayer the Pastor was told to go and wash cos ekare otshaba metsi

Bra Sghubu girls dancing naked at the cemetries bruh. I'm like where are the parents of these girls?

They couldn't sing one hymn but the dancing tjerr. Cherie tsa Pitori ke drag queens bruh. Mara jolang Pitori at your own

Now back to the family yard ..ra hlapa matsogo and these other one o re go pastor "Oitse die bruh Pastor? If not, ga oje nama" Hahaha ebanna

Two house away from the yard go jana strong and ..Bruh some nigga told me "we are doing what he used to do at other funerals"

I asked the uncle if this is the kind of funeral they want. He's on some" Nah boss this is nothing compared to other funerals" SMH

Sgandaf ke e nywana daai plek. Go tellwa go nyela daar, ba jela ngwanyana godimo ga tombstone.. Was enough for my exploration of taxi driver's funeral. What if I was a taxi driver, ke tlo bolokwa so. End of thread