it’s 1am so here’s my series of animals that i don’t think should be real/i don’t think are real...

1. a moose
WHY ARE THWY SO BIGG WHAT TFFF NO

2. vultures
- seen one of these and 0/10 i do not recommend
-if you look up a picture and think they’re big TRUST ME they’re bigger

3. gophers
-idk what i have against gophers but like... why

ducks at night..
-ive seen ducks i live in florida but at night? where they go man

5. shoebill storks
-LITERRALLY WHAT THE FAHKKKKK
-this is not real idgaf bc there is NOOOO REASON for this to exist

6. platypus
-didn’t think these existed but i want one

7. Okapi
-this is making me very uncomfortable...

8. narwhals
-i just...