Rating this random 17 year old dude that keeps reaching out to my 13 year old sister and her friends on Snapchat. (A thread)
So automatically -782/10 for borderline pedophelia.
0/10 for not understanding “damn you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” because we can’t deal with uncultured people who don’t quote vines 24/7
1/10 for saying “idk what that means” when I asked if he liked being pegged. Now not everyone knows what pegging means so -2 but turns out he’s from Alabama so -7
3/10 for sending a video of a frog. I love frogs. But -7 because he sent it to a 13 year old.
0/10 for not looking up what pegging means when I told him too. He was apparently “too lazy”. How are you going to provide for a bunch of 13 year olds if you can’t even look something up?
2/10 for saying that I’m confusing. Accurate but it’s also mostly his fault because he’s really dumb. -8
4/10 Admitting that he doesn’t know anything. It’s true. He doesn’t even know how fucking weird it is for him to be taking with a bunch of 13 year olds.
I was using my sister’s friend’s phone (because he added her too 🙄) and she blocked him after that. 10/10 to her but unfortunately this thread is over.
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