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Got drunk and smashed my 60 year old neighbor and this bitch hasn’t left me alone since smh
The mouth was elite though. I should’ve just left it at that but....
Aight so boom, a nigga was going through some shit and had been feeling lonely. So I get off of work, I see her old ass with a big ass bottle of Paul Mason sitting on the steps. She like “it’s my birthday, take a shot with me”. I’m like, fuck it, why not?
So we taking shots, I ask her how old she turned she said “50...” idk what exact age she said because after I heard 50 I knew this bitch was an old thundercat trynna get some young nigga dick.
