#DND the goblins jumped out from the bushes and surprised us, ambushing Shaina the halfling and killing her on the spot.

Saoirse the half elf heals her immediately, she stays on the ground

Watching this happen, Pebble (ME!!) the tabaxi storm sorceress lets loose a Storm Bolt and rolls a crit

(MY FIRST EVER SPELL ON MY FIRST CAMPAIGN AND I GOT A CRIT HELL YEAH)

Pebble watches her friend go down from 50ft back at the carriage and yells the tabaxi equivalent of "FUCK!" and throws a hand out toward the goblins. CRACK!!!!! lightning shoots out her fingertips and smokes the goblin DIRECTLY BETWEEN THE EYES.

He crumples immediately, dead on the spot, smoke rising lmao.

The other goblin doesn't even take his turn he's too stunned after watching this happen

these goblins won't even know what hit em

oh no the next goblin group sliced me in half in a 1-hit KO cuz I didn't understand attacks of opportunity (and he rolled a crit)

me: I run in front of the goblin and throw lightning at him
DM: he gets an attack of opportunity
me: a what
DM: *starts laughing* oh no he rolled a crit he SLICES YOU IN HALF WITH HIS SCIMITAR

DM: you are now lying on the ground bleeding out and unconscious

Shaina with a longbow: no damage
Copper with a rapier: no damage
Saoirse with a dagger: no damage

Me: fails a saving throw

Shaina with a shortsword: no damage

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DM: I really DON'T want you all to die to a basic-ass goblin pleASE so I'm going to remind you that you are dual-wielding and can hit with your 2nd shortsword

FINALLY A HIT LOL

So basically:

Shaina the little halfling attacks with a shortsword (crit fail) and the goblin knocks it out of her hand, the sword goes flying.

Keeping the momentum of the spin she slices with her 2nd sword and TAKES HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF!!!

omfg thank god lmao

I've been drawing on the map while it's other ppl's turns

first we tamed some doggies and snuck past

the next room had goblins

I lightning'd one in the face and it fell forward onto the fire

our halfling tank made mincemeat out of the bugbear and there was a lot of blood ;P

(after the battle we took the body off the fire so it doesn't light the whole place up lol)

I looted the room and found a Jade Statuette Frog which I stealthily pocketed because I'm a tabaxi and I like shiny things

in this room I tried to lightning the rightmost one but missed and briefly lit up the room as it hit the waterfall

Our halfling fuckin ran in and basically killed everyone ahaha

Shaina's on fire today

we killed a goblin on top of the bridge and he fell into the water and we've been slowly drifting him down the river adding blood lmao

he washed up near the doggies and they all came over to bark at his corpse