Hi there news media and opposition,

Don't you find it curious that criminal mafia wars in the towing industry suddenly exploded TWO YEARS ago?
Fighting in turf wars in a lawless world?

And now people are like "OMG we need regulations!"

Did something happen two years ago?
I just don't know.

What could it be?

WHO could it be?

Two years ago. Hmmm.
Oh wait a minute.

The Holy Spirit is talking to me!

Now I remember. Like it was yesterday!

Picture it.

June 2018.
New government.

New *massive* deregulation in basically everything!

They probably deregulated the food you're eating tonight.

Thousands of regulations and oversight thrown out.
So many safety and oversight regulations thrown out, it's almost humanly impossible to track all of the specific horrifying consequences.

And trace them back.

It can impact many seemingly small details of everyday living that we don't look for, or take for granted.
And specifically, who did this?

And who is still doing it right under our noses every day, even during pandemic?
How reassuring to know the minister charged with deleting from existence our defences for pandemic - health, safety and business regulations - is often at the premier's side in morning briefings on pandemic.

What would Minister Fedeli contribute that wouldn't hurt us?
Thought I would end this thread with a more positive note.

From the Church Lady herslf.

And a little reminder from me about our mission, fellow Ontarians.

(Fin)
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