I introduce: “THE ANT METHOD” - a thread. the weak, useless army’s will be left behind. only the strong will survive. only read on if your blood runs purple; and you are willing to accept the challenge. pussy ass bitches loook away NOW. https://twitter.com/abratasas/status/1277766640474693633
if you have a job, school or general life responsibilities, first of all, FUCK OFF. BTS has to be your LIFE for the ant method to work. you don’t have a family anymore or friend. it is just BTS. we must move like an ant colony, which is well known for their success in levels of+
productive and getting shit DONE. you may be pondering to yourselves? what do ants have to do with it? well, just about everything. we- are no longer human- we are ant. we serve the queen- BTS. and we you may be thinking, when do we lose most views? WHEN YALL MFS SLEEP!
here’s where it gets good- how do ants sleep you make ask? THEY DONT. well, they do. but they take minute long power naps around 250 times a day. taking into consideration we, humans, are noteably larger in comparison, we need a little more time. i’ve settles for about 4 mins
how long is a BTS MV? exactly, this is where it all comes together. you may sleep in between each MV play through, and wake up only to repeat this process, preferably on numerous devices if your dedicated enough to this cause. 8 hours sleep is in the past for october. we are +
moving on nano naps. now i trust that this is something difficult in command, hence why i’m revealing my secret plot now rather than later. we must train our brains and bodies to become like that of the ant. i recommend watching youtube videos of ant colonies and try falling +
asleep when the ants have their nano naps. we must align our chakras with the ant if we truly love BTS. we transcend the restraints of being human and will fulfill a greater purpose, being a streaming machine that never stops. shitting or pissing during this time is NOT permitted
i’d recommend you start your training now. your brain is capable of the nap sleep schedule, it may take some- excuse the pun- blood,sweat and tears. yet: it’s a sacrifice i am willing to make. ants have a purpose- one goal. and so do we army. borahae💜
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