my ex-roommate, very rich, used to throw out her bath towels after one use. i brought it up to her, and she asked if it was weird. i said that it “seems symptomatic of exorbitant wealth.” she goes “well, april, it’s not very woke [sic] to pretend to be poor if you’re rich” lmfao

i would just find her towels in the trash every once and while for the duration of our living together. i asked her if she would consider donating them (perhaps to me?) but she seemed to think that that too would constitute “pretending to be poor”

to everyone asking why she had a roommate if she’s so rich: i don’t know either! i wish she would have just left