Y’all...let me tell y’all how my mama just played TF out of me

So, I’m at her house and she lives not far from the beach...she thought it’ll be a nice “family outing” to go bike riding to the beach. It’s pretty empty, do social distancing isn’t a problem

Before we leave she says “you and the big kids go (me, my 12 yr old bro and my 11 year old aunt (don’t ask)) and I’ll take my car and ride there with the younger kids and we’ll all ride together once I get there”

Cool, bet!

I get 3 blocks from the crib and my legs are on FIRE! I walked a few miles yesterday so I can start exercising more.

I let the kids know this gon be a struggle so if I take a break to just stop with me so I can keep a close eye on them.

I’m drenched with sweat

15 minutes later I need another break....this ain’t like the stationary bike in the gym, my ass hurt. This shit is...wtf is this

And where tf is this beach. I don’t remember it being this far. Wtf is going on.

I’m tired. Dripping in sweat

I stop again...And call my brother over.

Me: “ay bruh, how often do you and ma ride down here this shit is far, I’m surprised she even do this”

My bro: “she never ride down here on the bike, it’s too far - you tired?!”

I’m so close to saying fuck it and telling her to come pick me up. I’m OVER IT...but she’s petty and I can’t let her know I couldn’t make it. So I’ll just call her with an attitude when I make it to the beach

I get to the beach and call her with an attitude.

My mom: “I ain’t even leave the house yet and since you got an attitude I ain’t coming..you can ride back” *click*

Me, pissed but impressed:

Now I’m sitting here. On the curb. Idk how I’m getting back to the house cuz fuck that

Btw, my take on the beach

She just pulled up, CACKLING. I’m over it.

Now she on the phone with @ChefWinnie504 DRAGGING me talking about I was sitting on the curb like a bum.

She going straight in a home

Bitch why she tryna get me to buy a Gatorade off of her for $50