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Bro I’m a fucking lick
A clown
A fucking fool
Gather around, listen to this shit
I wanted to order a Calzone and a Pepsi. so I go on Postmates and order that shit. Total comes out to $8 and some change, I’m like oh sweet they dropped the prices a bit, it’s usually $13.
I wait 30 minutes for my food to get here.
I wait 30 minutes for my food to get here.
The food gets here..... the driver hands me a bag... with only a Pepsi... I’m like hey, where’s the calzone... he said, “dawg you ain’t order a calzone. I was wondering why you only got a Pepsi.” Bro I’m hella confused at this point
Bro I paid $8.75 to get a fucking bottle of Pepsi delivered to my fucking house
Words cannot the describe how big of a fucking clown I am
Should I beat my own ass at this point?
