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Dear White House Correspondents' Association @whca
Watch your blockhead cargo-cult Stone Age flat-tire floperoos not understand @PressSec OR the job of @realDonaldTrump OR the pandemic.
Dear White House Correspondents' Association @whca
Watch your blockhead cargo-cult Stone Age flat-tire floperoos not understand @PressSec OR the job of @realDonaldTrump OR the pandemic.
You people need brain transplants.
THE PRESIDENT ISN'T BRIEFED ON UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORTS.
He's like, sorta busy? Y'know?
Let's say that the ODNA (Google that so you'll know what I'm talking about) briefs Trump every time @nytimes makes a big poo-poo on the carpet.
THE PRESIDENT ISN'T BRIEFED ON UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORTS.
He's like, sorta busy? Y'know?
Let's say that the ODNA (Google that so you'll know what I'm talking about) briefs Trump every time @nytimes makes a big poo-poo on the carpet.
Briefing Trump on a New York Times article is like briefing Trump on THIS:
It makes more sense to brief Trump on Japanese gameshows than on New York times carpet poo-poo.
This is critical mass.
It's only happened a million times.
Rabid ideologues always put fellow rabid ideologues in positions of influence.
This is critical mass.
It's only happened a million times.
Rabid ideologues always put fellow rabid ideologues in positions of influence.
As a result, the quality of everything collapses.
There's no such thing as a COMPETENT rabid ideologue.
The White House Press Corpse thinks that the body politic make all the demented connections that rabid ideologues make.
There's no such thing as a COMPETENT rabid ideologue.
The White House Press Corpse thinks that the body politic make all the demented connections that rabid ideologues make.
I heard 176-year-old @SpeakerPelosi stuttering out something about Russia Russia Russia, but it didn't occur to me OR ANY SANE AMERICAN that the NEW hotness is that Trump APPROVED OF the Russians paying the Taliban to kill Americans.
If rabid ideologues had any factual knowledge, you'd be aware that Trump inflicted the greatest military defeat on Russia in the history of both of our countries.
But of course the cargo-cult press doesn't know that.
But of course the cargo-cult press doesn't know that.
Here's a thread for you.
Read the whole thing.
You'll be smarter at the end. https://twitter.com/COsweda/status/1272713161406246912
Read the whole thing.
You'll be smarter at the end. https://twitter.com/COsweda/status/1272713161406246912
Here's what the VERY FEW SURVIVORS said:
"The Yankees knew for sure that the Russians were coming, that it was us... Made their point."
"The Yankees knew for sure that the Russians were coming, that it was us... Made their point."
NEWS TO YOU, RIGHT?!
"Why me not know dis? Me know only da poo-poo. How come none tell dis? Where are me? Why are... What... Shoe... Laaaaaaaaaaa. Help. Now head hurt."
"Why me not know dis? Me know only da poo-poo. How come none tell dis? Where are me? Why are... What... Shoe... Laaaaaaaaaaa. Help. Now head hurt."
And THEN!
"The president is spreading COVID-19 across the nation. Him is the Johnny Appleseed of the plague."
"What about all those unmasked young poo-poos driving all over the country, clustering, destroying, and then going home? What's THEIR culpability?"
"The president is spreading COVID-19 across the nation. Him is the Johnny Appleseed of the plague."
"What about all those unmasked young poo-poos driving all over the country, clustering, destroying, and then going home? What's THEIR culpability?"
"Their culpepper... uh... kebab... Mulholland... well, it's SHUT UP! That's what it is!"
The analog to the American press is is every untrained general appointed to the armed forces of every totalitarian regime.
They have no training, so they lose.
The analog to the American press is is every untrained general appointed to the armed forces of every totalitarian regime.
They have no training, so they lose.
Saint Qassem Suleimani had no real military training.
The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Quds Force are TERRORISTS.
Guess what happens when they go up against trained soldiers?
The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Quds Force are TERRORISTS.
Guess what happens when they go up against trained soldiers?
HERE'S what happens.
TWO Syrian "rebels" destroyed an entire column of tanks and infantry fighting vehicles that attacked the Syrian Aeronautic Technical College.
THESE two guys.
THESE two guys.
Lebanese Hezbollah and the Iranians attacked the college TEN TIMES and were beaten off.
So they went in full force.
The two "rebels" put caches of antitank guided missiles and unknown rockets all over the college.
So they went in full force.
The two "rebels" put caches of antitank guided missiles and unknown rockets all over the college.
They set up heavy machine-gun positions that created interlocking fields of fire.
When the attack began, the two men simply ran from cache to cache, gun position to gun position.
They were astonishingly fit men who wore no body armor.
When the attack began, the two men simply ran from cache to cache, gun position to gun position.
They were astonishingly fit men who wore no body armor.
The infantry fighting vehicle is called the BMP.
It has two doors in the back to allow infantry to dismount.
The Iranians WERE NOT TRAINED in how to use the vehicles.
They TURNED AROUND and unloaded the men right into heavy gunfire.
The dismounted troops died instantly.
It has two doors in the back to allow infantry to dismount.
The Iranians WERE NOT TRAINED in how to use the vehicles.
They TURNED AROUND and unloaded the men right into heavy gunfire.
The dismounted troops died instantly.
Finally the Iranians backed the BMPs up against this building and unloaded the troops right into it.
The two rebels began firing rockets with fuel-air explosive warhead into the building, killing everyone inside.
The armored vehicles crowded into the area, and they were knocked out.
Armored recovery vehicles were knocked out.
The armored vehicles crowded into the area, and they were knocked out.
Armored recovery vehicles were knocked out.
Unseen fighters used mortars to herd surviving Hezbollah and Iranians back into the building.
Then a giant fuel-air explosive was dropped, penetrating the roof and finishing off the last of the foot soldiers.
You can see the hole.
The back smear is...you don't want to know.
Then a giant fuel-air explosive was dropped, penetrating the roof and finishing off the last of the foot soldiers.
You can see the hole.
The back smear is...you don't want to know.
It was a blood bath.
Qassem Soleimani ruled Iran and Iraq with terror.
Yet his men were no match for TWO trained soldiers with advanced weaponry.
One tank survived. The lone surviving BMP ran over all the wounded in its panicked retreat.
Qassem Soleimani ruled Iran and Iraq with terror.
Yet his men were no match for TWO trained soldiers with advanced weaponry.
One tank survived. The lone surviving BMP ran over all the wounded in its panicked retreat.
I won't post the imagery, but a drone slowly flew down a long trail of FLATTENED Hezbollah and Iranians.
And the American press knows NOTHING about ANY of this.
Trump knows all about it.
And the American press knows NOTHING about ANY of this.
Trump knows all about it.
So the moral of the story is that the New York Times carpet poo-poo is meaningless.
It's a distraction for the cargo-cult press.
Let's see @Acosta do some land diving. My GOD.
I'd pay ANYTHING to see that.
It's a distraction for the cargo-cult press.
Let's see @Acosta do some land diving. My GOD.
I'd pay ANYTHING to see that.
The FINAL irony is that the residents are FAR MORE ADVANCED than the White House press Corpse.
Their astonishing engineers.
The tower is WOVEN together. Each piece is held in place by tension only.
Their astonishing engineers.
The tower is WOVEN together. Each piece is held in place by tension only.
The divers use vines that STRETCH, absorbing the shock.
They calculate the length of a fully stretched-out vine IN THEIR HEADS.
The diving platform collapses at the precise moment the vines stretch to their full length, another method of absorbing shock.
They calculate the length of a fully stretched-out vine IN THEIR HEADS.
The diving platform collapses at the precise moment the vines stretch to their full length, another method of absorbing shock.
And the landing pit is earth that was dug out and churched up to a depth of two feet, making it as soft as cotton.
NOT ONE AMERICAN JOURNALIST READING THIS WAS AWARE OF ANYTHING I JUST WROTE.
Just give up, cargo-cult media.
You're out of your league.
NOT ONE AMERICAN JOURNALIST READING THIS WAS AWARE OF ANYTHING I JUST WROTE.
Just give up, cargo-cult media.
You're out of your league.
It's the world against Trump.
A totally unfair fight.
The world never stood a chance.
#TrumpLandslide2020
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A totally unfair fight.
The world never stood a chance.
#TrumpLandslide2020
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