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Pick your poison.
A - Make dinosaur sounds when you cum
B - never have sex again
B - never have sex again
A - call your parents every time you’re about to have sex and ask them for permission
B - be unable to have sex without getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant
B - be unable to have sex without getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant
A - toast your own hand in the toaster
B - put your hand in a blender and turn it on
B - put your hand in a blender and turn it on
A - Accidentally murder your best friend
B - have your firstborn child grow up to be a terrorist
B - have your firstborn child grow up to be a terrorist
A - give your grandma a dildo for her birthday and write “grandpa will always be with you “
B - have porn audio softly playing from your pocket at all times
B - have porn audio softly playing from your pocket at all times
A - break into a bank sperm and drink everything
B - drink a bag of blood from the blood bank
B - drink a bag of blood from the blood bank
A - Dying poor
B - give every partner you have STD, but never get the STD yourself
B - give every partner you have STD, but never get the STD yourself
A - smash your fingers with a hammer
B - having sex with your ex
B - having sex with your ex
A - bring a sex doll everywhere you go
B - dropkick your newborn baby nephew
B - dropkick your newborn baby nephew
A - get a tattoo of your most recent ex’s face and initials
B - shoot yourself in the head
B - shoot yourself in the head
