this is gonna be fun https://twitter.com/smydntknw/status/1277659667213291523
am i about to read about judas getting fucked? yes. is this by default sacrilege and i see no reason why they tagged it? yes. i also want to point out that if jesus is difficult to love, then you're okay too
WHO WROTE THIS
https://twitter.com/smydntknw/status/1277663775294963725?s=19
judas is about to be one with god, if you know what i mean
AND OTHER JUICES THAT CAME OUT OF HIM???@?@×*×(×
judas is shivering in pleasure and they haven't even stayed yet
*started
can YOU say you sucked off god? i don't think so
AAAAAAAAA?????!?!?!?!
"Judas felt his burning bush, felt his cock flush as it rose with heat as the son of God set him ablaze."

i will provide no commentary
LISTEN TO ME!! I HAVE A HEADCANON!! JESUS HAS A THING FOR FEET!!! PASS IT ON!!!
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