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I can't stop laughing imagining Yoongi thinking he's gonna be in a rap duo with NJ and then they add Hoseok and he's like a'ight I can fuck with this guy he cool.

A month later, Yoongi, panicked: Namjoon they keep adding pretty boys to our group. I think we an idol group Namj-

"Namjoon did you see the one that looks like a model? Namjoon. They added an actor. Namjoon I'm gonna fuck one of them."

"You can't, they're in our group now."

"Namjoon why is the little one looking at you like that?"

Nj: "Bambi? He doesn't speak. But apparently he's our main vocalist. Should we be concerned? "

Yg: "Joon there's one that does ballet and has an ass."

Nj: "Stop it."

Yg: "Do we have to stand next to them? I don't know if I want to. "

Nj: "hyung I know you don't want to hear this, but you fit in."

Yg: "No I'm a rapper."

Nj: "You're a pretty rapper."

Yg: ಠ_ಠ

Yoongi, still in denial:

"So.... you guys all rap?"

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Yoongi, more concerned than before: "uhhh Joon, why does that one keep talking to himself?"

NJ: "He came from a farm maybe it's lonely out there."

Yg: "I don't feel safe."

Yg: Good think we have Hoseok, so the rest of us don't have to dance :)

Nj: Actually, hyung-

Yg: GOOD THING WE HAVE HOSEOK :)

Yoongi, reaching the last stage of the five stages of grief: acceptance.

"It's just like being in a gang. Haha."

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