okay i downloaded all the 1d apps i took screenshots of, i’ll make this a thread of me playing them and reviewing them, buckle up chirren, this is gonna be fun

okay starting with this one:

i need help, i only joined the fandom last year i don’t know this kind of trivia, so quote it with the answer please

how am i supposed to know this?

nvm, i figured it out

i didn’t know that niall is the only member of one direction

okay this isn’t fun anymore, it’s questions i don’t know the answer to, so i give it 2/5

next up, this one:

this seems complicated

HOW WOULD I KNOW THIS? JESUS CHRIST THE FANDOM SCARES ME

conclusion, i know nothing and i don’t like it 1/5

this one is up:

it didn’t work, i couldn’t even open it properly, -3/5

next up, HAIR SALON:

i don’t know what i expected, but i’m already disappointed

okay i’m really disappointed but i had fun, here’s some screenshots

in conclusion 4/5 for making me laugh so much

next up, this one

this is not gonna be fun, i want my man zayn :(((

as i look best

oH i hadn’t realised it would be a y/n basically.. oops

i don’t know if i’m doing my bast or if family is eveything://

if i’m gonna be y/n i wanna be y/n, so in 10 years i’m married to harry styles and we have just come home from africa after ending world hunger, we have our loyal dog with us, and our 3 kids (twin girls and a boy) and the kids speak english, spanish, french, latin, and old greek

heart been broke so many times i dunno what to believe momma said it’s my fault it’s my fault i wear my heart on my sleeve

only 40%? i’m heartbroken

the only fun thing about it was me narrating, so 0/5

then we have this one!! let’s see how bad i do

i can only play ultimate or i have to pay, sad boy hours :(

these are all funny, but it’s a boring app, 2/5

okay next app! i have no idea what to expect

i only have these 3 to choose from, i’ll start from the start and let you know i what i think of them

had to spot the differences, do not like the time limit, very stressing, very bad at this -1/5

next up! the dating game! this is gonna be awful

quote this if you know how to play this, i have no idea what to press, ive pressed everywhere and nothing happens

idk how but i figured it out, and this is one of the weirdest experiences of my life, don’t recommend 1/5

it’s really weird

last game! this is gonna be horrible!

eye- are you- what- we’re just gonna cheat???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

okay conclusion, it encourages cheating just because it’s a celebrity, and it was the weirdest thing ever, -10/5, and i’m out of apps